Anticorp

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Anticorp,

I’m Gen X. It’s amazing when I go back and watch shows and movies from my childhood that had a token fat character in them, because that character looks like an average person today. Look at Chunk from the Goonies. He was considered fat enough to have a nickname like Chunk, but he looks like the majority of kids I see now.

Anticorp,

Dontcha know? Millennials are any young kids they don’t understand. Who is “they”? Idk, probably boomers, since boomers are any old out of touch people they don’t understand.

Anticorp, (edited )

Finally gonna is already a slang shortening of “I am finally going to…”. Or even better, “I will finally…”.

These terms used to bother me too, until I just full-on embraced them. Now I use them both ironically, and unironically, just never at work. They’re really good for text messaging because of their brevity. They combine multiple words into a single short word.

Anticorp,

It’s amazing watching young adults discover that their new fad is a rehash of concepts that are decades old.

Anticorp,

I always thought it was just a misspelling of OMG. LOL

Anticorp, (edited )

Exactly. I just had this argument with a couple of friends who were raised rich white kids, in the rich white neighborhood. They were criticizing me for appropriating black vernacular, and wouldn’t believe me that my entire neighborhood and school spoke that way. It’s inter-urban (poor) slang, not specifically black. Most of my neighborhood was Mexican, yet they all used these terms. Granted, they have different inflections on the words, but the vocabulary is pretty much the same. Anyways, now I have friends accusing me of racism for speaking the way I’ve spoken my entire life. I just hadn’t loosened up enough to speak that way around them before. Ain’t identity politics grand?

Anticorp,

Use them ironically with someone close to you. They’re quite contagious. They will rapidly grow on you until you find yourself using them unironically too. Just don’t use them in situations where professionalism is expected, or clarity is important.

Anticorp,

For funsies. Or because it will help you appreciate the words instead of resenting them. That’s why I did it. It’s just a suggestion though. You know what works for you.

Anticorp,

Perhaps.

Anticorp,

My wife and I were planning to have kids in 2020. We had already started the process in 2019. Then covid happened. Then people hoarded toilet paper during a respiratory pandemic that doesn’t even affect your bowels. Then supply lines shut down. Then forest fires raged out of control across the country, turning the skies into red ash. Then protests and riots broke out across the country. All the while trump was happening about eleventy billion times. Ultimately we got a master class on how fucking ridiculous this world has become. We decided never to have kids. We’re already middle aged, so that’s it for us. It’s too late now. We occasionally consider adopting, but that’s a whole other bag of cats.

Anticorp,

Fucking Canadians! Being all Canadian and stuff…

Anticorp,

It is not uncommon for someone to be the last person in their lineage.

Anticorp,

I guess it can, but it’s not a common symptom.

Anticorp,

I regret to inform you that I have experience with this in the middle of summer.

Anticorp,

That reminds me of this:

“Of course your keys are always in the last place you look! Why would you keep looking after you find them?”

Anticorp,

Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don’t remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.

Anticorp,

Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.

Anticorp,

Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there’s no tears.

Anticorp,

Not the same bed width or volume though. Not the same comfort level in the cab or crew capacity. Definitely not the same towing capacity. It’s silly to buy the bigger truck just to drive around town, but there are plenty of legitimate reasons to get one.

Anticorp,

They’re almost an equivalent price now, thanks to taxes on cigarettes.

Anticorp,

Most of that yellow strip is the Sierra Nevada mountains.

What phone do you sugest for your grandparents?

I got a task to buy a smart phone for my grandparents, they are not techsavy but they know how to use basic functions. Iam looking for an andoid because it has language pack i need. I dont need it to have lots of functions, onley a good camera and a big screen. Bonus points if it can be flashed with some kind of simplefied...

Anticorp,

I’m going to answer your question with a question. Do they actually need smartphones? Are they really going to use any of the “smart” features? If not, just get them a Motorola Razr or something and be done with it.

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