Anticorp

@Anticorp@lemmy.world

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Anticorp,

The original was better, since he left the antagonizer to his misery without any engagement, and went back to having fun.

Anticorp,

Fuck yeah!

Anticorp,

Depends on the woman. My wife puts out more heat than a nuclear reactor.

Anticorp,

Our Brother laser printer just ran out of toner for the 2nd time in 12+ years. We bought a new toner cartridge for $12 that will last us another 5+ years.

Anticorp,

It seems that no matter how awful an idea is these days, it always pays off for the companies. Consumers really need to pull their heads out of their assholes.

Anticorp, (edited )

I have literally done this calculation in my head while walking before to see if it was faster to cut the corner or walk around. Nice!

So this goblin in the cage was upset that his tribe converted. I hope this brings him closure. (lemmy.ca)

Brakkal is in a cage in the goblin camp. I decided to kill all the Absolute worshipping goblins so he would feel better. Brought him the dead goblins like a cat would. I left him in his cage though, because he worships Maglubiyet and he is probably evil. Right? ;)

Anticorp,

Oh, was that a sleeping potion? I was confused what happened there. I thought maybe it was poison and I was somehow resisting it.

Anticorp,

What about a big Chihuahua? I used to have a 30 pound dog that was 65% Chihuahua.

Anticorp,

Man, companies are getting lazy with guerrilla marketing…

Cant unequip mainhand weapon.

It’s the Knife of the Undermountain King, if that is relevant. I’m not a druid, so I don’t think it has anything to do with wild shape. I have had Jahiera in my party a few times. I did get disarmed once about 20 hours ago, so it might be related to that. Anyways, I cannot unequip, disarm, throw, or drop that knife. I’ve...

Anticorp,

My character is not cursed. Is there a way that the weapon would have somehow become cursed separate from my character?

Anticorp,

Yeah my wife saw her ring before I paid for it. But I still spent a decent amount of money for it. I sold my paid off car and financed a used car to pay for her ring. I don’t regret it one bit. We’ve been married for a decade and a half and she still adores her ring. Different people are different though, and you should know what kind of person you’re proposing to, long before you propose. My wedding ring was $30 on Amazon. LOL. It’s just a titanium jobbie that works perfectly for me.

Anticorp,

You and I have vastly different interpretations of the word “party”…

Anticorp,

I liked XP in its own era, it’s not just nostalgia. Although computers and the Internet in general were very exciting to me back then.

Anticorp,

I really hate the forced 2fa on shitty little sites that nobody would care to hack. I also really hate that just about every site and service requires you to give them your phone number now, which of course they immediately start spamming, and you have to send a text to a short code, which might have hidden charges associated with it, to opt out. I don’t want anyone having my phone number, but you have to give it if you want service. That VoIP idea you have is great.

Anticorp,

IDK, maybe Sushishire? That sounds dumb. Let’s go with Lagershire.

Anticorp,

Very similar to coming down from a drinking binge.

Anticorp,

Oh that’s true. I tried to play some old Nintendo games on my Switch, using my 65" OLED flat panel TV and it was horrible.

Anticorp,

IKEA does this trick with the furniture they sell you. You think you’re getting a wooden desk, but really it’s two sheets of super thin wood glued into a cardboard box, or some foam.

Anticorp, (edited )

Instead of making it awkward, perform the Austin Powers photography monologue.

“Yes. Yes! YES.”

“NO! NO!”

“Yes”

Anticorp,

BLUE! 42! 42! Hut!

Anticorp,

Jadzia was the star of that show.

Anticorp,

Three, sir!

Anticorp,

Where’s this database they’re comparing against?

Microsoft has had facial tagging and tracking software in the wild for at least a decade. It can also accurately estimate your age, race, gender, and even your mood. I’m guessing they’ll probably be using that database overlaid with a criminal wanted list.

Anticorp,

Right out the deflector dish.

Anticorp,

I know about the cocaine smuggling

Oh man! You should read his book. It’s really funny, and really entertaining. Or at least it was in the 90’s. We’ve changed a lot as a society since then, so it could be wildly offensive for all I know. I just remember laughing my ass off while reading it, and making a bunch of mental notes about how to become successful.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • localhost
  • All magazines
    •
    Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #