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Assman, to starwarsmemes in Equality
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Here’s an idea: what if they were both slutty?

Assman, to science_memes in Birding is Voyeurism.
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Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”

Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

Assman, to memes in Ding!
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He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

Assman, to lemmyshitpost in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.
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Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

Assman, to comicstrips in Meeting face to face
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Death to (:

Assman, to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
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I wish it was that easy to make croissants

Assman, to lemmyshitpost in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.
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Wait do people not like the new GTA lady?

Assman, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Also, the doors actually open.
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  • guy who idolizes 1 for 1 war losers and governments that fail after four years

Edit: contemporarily, also two time popular vote losers

Assman, to memes in Th... Thank you?
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Do you or do you not chunder?

Assman, to asklemmy in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
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My truck was stolen, suspiciously right around the time Santa should have been there 🧐

Assman, to star_wars in Carrie Fisher making a snowball behind the scenes of Empire Strikes Back
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I hear she was really into snow at that time

Assman, to memes in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs
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I’m loading this bad boy up with all of the cutest plants

Assman, to lotrmemes in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
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In a dream scenario where they can get the right people to do it, I would vastly prefer a TV series. Even with the extended editions, there’s a ton of material in the books we didn’t get to see. Things like the whole sequence with the elves early in the books being turned into “hey look there’s some elves”, no Tom Bombadil, the journey from Rivendel to Moria. And that’s just the first book.

I think most would agree the world building is one of the best aspects of the books and there just isn’t time for that in a feature film.

Assman, to comicstrips in The first Peanuts comic strip - 1950
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I like this style better than what it ultimately became. Maybe just because it feels unfamiliar.

Assman, to lemmyshitpost in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
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They also most likely vote

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