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BananaPeal

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Older millennial nerd.

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Mainly early 2000s “Whose Line is it Anyway?” hoedowns. My favorite is the one where they make fun of Colin’s baldness.

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I mean it CAN be a job if they also do repairs, landscaping, and/or preventative maintenance. Almost none of them do it though.

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Mine has two cavities, as well. I just fill one and sprinkle a little on the door for pre-wash. Seems to do well.

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He also mentioned something about a chemical reaction that happens when the powder hits water that you miss out on when using gel.

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That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.

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There ability to fall asleep instantly, anywhere…

I used to have that back when I started work at 4am… Oh wait, you meant voluntarily.

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Don’t forget to move the taskbar to the other side of the screen and set to auto-hide.

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I hear it. Off in the distance. It’s the sound of you not giving a fuck. Seek it out.

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Every heard of the word meme?

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I’m gonna poop on your bed.

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Pffft. I still can’t get over the first time someone unironically used the term “this shit slaps” in front of me.

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Soup season! That explains the dreams where I keep trying to put a chicken into a hot tub.

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Highway interchange ahead?

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Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

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Tim Allen is a Dick.

BananaPeal,
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His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.

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Bad Horse is watching you masturbate.

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You didn’t think ferrets could get any cuter, now you know better.

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He also needs help with next year’s plans. He’s an elected official, he can’t make decisions by himself.

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I thought Papa Woody was just Arbor Day. Good to see him branching out.

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If he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘aarrggh’. He’d just say it!

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Who’s a good unit of measurement? You are! You are!

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