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No long-term side effects from getting covid twice, my endurance didn't really change after I got better but it was kind of depressed for a week or so afterwards, and my sense of taste was gone for about 3 or 4 days.

Other than that, my dad got it once and now he's not alive anymore, so get your booster shots and mask if you want to.

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Imagine that you're starting now.

The universe was created as-is, ex nihilo, 5 minutes ago.

What can you do to make your life better?

Not a lot. Some things, but not a lot.

Bizarroland,
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So my question is, if synthol is usable for semi-permanent or permanent filler material, why don't more people use it for boob jobs?

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I'm frequently accused of being a white person by people who are looking directly at me and seeing my tan skin and my shoulder blade length dark brown hair.

And I don't really know what to say. Like, thank you for letting me enjoy the white privilege card, but it doesn't really do me any favors because in most areas the native American privilege card outweighs the white privilege card.

On the other hand, I am occasionally accused of being a Mexican even though I'm 6 ft 1 and speak very fluent English without a identifiable accent.

And old people have handed me things written in Spanish and asked me to translate it for them because it's my native language and it's fucking not, but then, since I can usually figure out what written Spanish means I still tell them the answer but I feel weird about it and I don't want to be made to feel that way.

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Yez, iz very nice

Bizarroland,
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I don't know, the shoes are pretty tempting. I can Sprint at about 10 miles an hour for about 30 seconds right now. Multiplying those by 5 would let me Sprint at 50 miles an hour for two and a half minutes.

I would be the closest thing the real world has to having the flash, or you know kind of like an overweight Sonic the hedgehog

Bizarroland,
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You also have to remember to put the +C at the end

Bizarroland,
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I have this book.

The only good thing about it is the title

Bizarroland,
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Honey, if I ever go bald would you donate some of those pussy hairs for the top of my head?

They're so long and luxurious

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And if you're truly worried about making sure that you have minimal nutrition to survive on, that is literally the thing that multivitamins were invented to address.

Sure, you won't be living your absolute maximum healthiest lifestyle by doing this but if you've got to get through a couple of tight months this is the way to do it. The Dollar tree sells multivitamins. $1.25 for a month supply is not hopefully going to break the bank.

Bizarroland,
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Be right back, waiting 10,000 days before I buy that house

Bizarroland,
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Cheese has fat in it, it is basically congealed milk fat after all.

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You know how I know I've gotten better at using linux?

I saw the command and read it and figured out what it was although I've never been exposed to a fork bomb before in my life.

I was like okay, this is an empty function that calls itself and then pipes itself back into itself? What the hell is going on?

I will say that whoever invented this is definitely getting fucked by roko's basilisk, though. The minute they thought of this it was too late for them.

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I'll pay for all of the subscriptions required to not see ads when the companies I work for pay me enough money to afford it.

Have you seen the prices on these subscription sites?

Every single website you go to wants $20 a month to not show you ads, and for some all that will do is decrease the number of ads you are shown.

If you cycle through the same 10 to 15 websites then that's $200 to $300 a month just to look at the internet that you're paying $100 a month to look at.

Bizarroland,
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That boy's got a lot of quit in him

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Until people develop a workable alternative, all this narrative does is annoy people who have no choice but to use cars.

When electric buses start making round trips from every main city to every suburb on a set reliable and convenience schedule, then you can start shaming people for having to drive a car.

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Technically, all numbers are divisible by two.

Bizarroland,
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60% of the time it works 100% of the time

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And have you ever seen regular virgin olive oil?

I think some of these olives might be sluts and just lying about it like a nun in a mixed gender priory.

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How the fuck is it that so many rich and famous multi-millionaires are dying in their 50s?

I would think that they would have access to the best health care and the best support and have the most reasons to take care of their health so that they can enjoy all of their wealth and success, and yet so many of them off it in their fifties. It just doesn't make any sense.

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Xkcd, Saturday morning breakfast cereal, something positive, questionable content, and Junior scientist power hour are my favorites.

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All those months of digging holes in the backyard as a child are finally coming to fruition

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