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Blackmist, to memes in I have never understood that.

I feel seen.

Use your legs for a bit and they won’t get as cold.

Blackmist, to mildlyinteresting in "Do you live in the Midwest?" by self-report

Exactly. It’s not geographically midwest, but it embodies an idea of the midwest.

An endless patchwork of green and yellow squares. Countryside but not natural.

Blackmist, to lemmyshitpost in NASA has some explaining to do

He lives in the cloud?

No wonder he always seems to need money. His AWS bills must be enormous.

Blackmist, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production

Unironically so.

Logistics has always been the US military’s best weapon.

Blackmist, to memes in Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator

I think the most disappointing thing about it is how cheap they all are to buy. You’d expect them to be bribed in the millions, but it’s always a couple of thousand here, a couple of thousand there.

Turns out the most unrealistic thing about Clay Davis from The Wire, is how much he took.

Blackmist, to baldurs_gate_3 in Baldur's Gate 3 colossal new patch adds a playable epilogue set six months after the game ends with 3,589 new lines of dialogue, 2 new difficulty modes, and I'm running out of headline space

The lack of decent inventory management meant that when I got new companions later on, I just didn’t use them for more than their story quest, and they were mostly wearing their default gear.

Just seemed more effort than it was worth to sort through everything, including all those chests that litter the camp but might as well be voids because as soon as something went into one, I never used it again.

Blackmist, to science_memes in Shots fired.

Unless you’re Pythagoras. Motherfucker invented the triangle. Shit like that goes a long way.

Blackmist, to piracy in Netflix enshittification will continue until morale improves

And they change the pictures around all the time to make you think it’s something new, when in fact you’ve seen it before. And because it’s bland as all fuck, you notice this like 45 minutes in.

Blackmist, to memes in Inspiration

They don’t help Ukraine because white.

They help Ukraine because fuck Russia.

See also Afghanistan (70s and 80s edition, not the remake)

Blackmist, to asklemmy in What cheap tool/gadget do you use that greatly improves your daily life?

As a Brit, it’s always weird as fuck to see people in American movies boiling an old tin kettle on the stove like they’re stuck in the 1950s.

Even if you’re living in London’s smallest flat, and all you’ve got is a microwave, a mini fridge, a bed and a cupboard with a toilet in it, you’ve still got an electric kettle.

Blackmist, to lemmyshitpost in Twitter Moment

And they got rid of Terrence Howard because he can’t count.

Blackmist, to linuxmemes in Bye bye edge

“Oh man, I’d love to use Linux because then I wouldn’t have to have Edge installed!” - Nobody. Ever.

People use Windows because it comes with the PC and it runs all their shit (maybe except some yellowing-beige and blue scanner from 1997) with no fucking about needed. They were never incentivised to use Linux. They don’t know what an OS is, and more importantly, they don’t care.

Blackmist, to memes in Government money

No because taxation would be adjusted so the average person is no better off.

It’s about raising the lowest earners to a minimum level that they’re able to live on, without making them jump through hoops or prove they are poor or prove they have been looking for work for 40 hours a week or some bullshit.

Blackmist, to memes in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

The Three Musketeers is basically unwatchable without Tim Curry hamming it up in a cape.

The lead actors are all terrible.

Blackmist, to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?

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