BruceTwarzen

@BruceTwarzen@kbin.social

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BruceTwarzen,

It's so cringe that their personality is "two genders lol"

BruceTwarzen,

I played probably around 100 hours of "a boy and his blob" on the gameboy. Never finished it, never understood it, couldn't read english (not that it would've helped but i didn't know) never even finished the first level if it even has levels.

BruceTwarzen,

Americaaaaa. Guts exploding on tv: that's nice. A boob on tv: not even the elders themselves are ready for that level of porn.

BruceTwarzen,

I talked to a girl on a dating app once and she asked me for my Instagram. I told her i don't have social media. She said that's a red flag. Well, that is a red flag for me and i moved on with my life. I wouldn't get along with someone who values their social media this much anyway.

BruceTwarzen,

But even he doesn't look like in man of steel on a Thursday morning. He looks like that after he got a good pump and not eating and drinking for days.
I'm still gay for cavill tho

BruceTwarzen,

People always argue if emojis are bad or good. I find that they make everything immediately unfunny

BruceTwarzen,

I almost forgot to find it funny.

BruceTwarzen,

Ever since i saw an update on "the line" that they are building, i realised that we're absolutely fucked as a species. For the better probably.

BruceTwarzen,

That's pretty standard here. No one expects the answer of a plumber, but they usually help somewhat

BruceTwarzen,

I remember being 13 or so and i was at my friends place for the first time. They had a cool house and his room was really far away from everything. He opened the door to his room and said: so, here is my nintendo, bed, and there behind the door is where i shoot all my unborn babies into the carpet. I turned around to look, just to see his mom standing there behind the door with a laundry basket.

BruceTwarzen,

I liked when they used minidisks. It looked high tech and you could toss it around, unlike a cd. And it was bigger than a usb stick, so it was a better plot device.

BruceTwarzen,

Hotdog saussage covered in wome corn based batter. It's absolutely disgusting.

BruceTwarzen,

FAMILY FIRST.
what's your family up to?
Dunno, they fucking hate me.

BruceTwarzen,

Are you from alabama? Most people find it weird when you hit on family members.

BruceTwarzen,

It's not really a hassle. Just inserting a sd

BruceTwarzen,

My Huawei buds smartwatch lasts a good week. It's the gps when i go mountainbiking and walking that drains it quite a bit.

BruceTwarzen,

I have to be honest, my first and only smartwatch before this one was the watch 2 i think it was called. I bought it used and the battery was only good for a day or a day and a half tops. It was also slow and not very responsive, so i was truly blown away by this one. Always having emergency earbuds on hands is really nice too, although i haven't used them as much as i thought i would. I don't know about the app store thing, because i have all i need on it pretty much stock. Now in hindsight i would've probably been better off with one of those ink screen watches where the battery lasts a month or so. But otherwise i'm very happy, i wear it every day.

BruceTwarzen,

How is that any different from all the jesus freaks?

BruceTwarzen, to asklemmy

Is there a Spotify alternative that has no ads?

I pay for Spotify for 7 years or so now and i'm so sick of all the ads. After every update there seems to be an: oops, sorry, you have ads now. Podcasts are filled with ads. I was just listening to a podcast where they shoved in 3 ads mid-sentence. How long until musicians put ads in their songs. I'm just so sick of it.

BruceTwarzen,

@SgtAStrawberry some of them are. But some doesn't have ads and when i re-listen to them they have german ads that weren't there before. Also i don't really care, if i pay for no ads then i pay for no ads

BruceTwarzen,

@LinkOpensChest_wav what does it do exactly. I downloaded it and linked my Spotify account.

@retrolasered

BruceTwarzen,

@ickplant sometimes they are. American podcast doesn't sometimes have german ads. And if they do, fuck them. That's like paying for netflix but some movies still have ads.

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