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ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in ain't got no rizz

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ChickenLadyLovesLife, to cyanideandhappiness in 14 October 2023

the younger the worker is, the more likely they are to ask if you need help finding something

Unfortunately, it’s also true that the younger the worker is, the less likely they are to know where anything is.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to mildlyinteresting in An "airport neighbourhood" where people can store their planes in their yard and taxi directly to the runway

Vacationing in a personal train car sounds fun

My parents almost did this in India a few years back. They have travel agencies that plop you in a couple of nicely-appointed rail cars that you stay in for a month while they’re attached to different trains every night. You wake up each morning in a new city - basically a land cruise.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in So true

I’m a school bus driver and one of the catholic schools I drop kids off at has a parking lot person that uses a handheld green stop sign to control kids and buses. It fucked me up the first time I saw it because I genuinely didn’t know whether she meant I should stop or go. It was green because it had “Go Birds” written on the back side - one more reason not to root for the Philadelphia Eagles.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited ) to comicstrips in "How do you know" by War and Peas
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ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in The sword in the dome

I can’t handle this.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in " Pass the beernuts.”

Fun school bus fact: school buses have a prybar as standard equipment, and if you call it a crowbar you lose a point on your CDL examination. Why that matters is a mystery to me.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Plummeting interest rate

No, I am just acquainted with life.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

I got to the point with weed where the first bowl of the day made me feel great with the standard high, second bowl was meh and after the third bowl I just had tremendously negative and stressful thought patterns all the time. It didn’t help that this was all before 7 AM.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

comments are for explaining why you did things a certain way

A while back I spent more than a year modifying my company’s iOS apps so that they would work properly with VoiceOver (Apple’s screen reader technology for blind people) and be compliant with FCC regulations for accessibility (and save us from $1 million per month fines lol). The thing about VoiceOver is that it’s bizarrely buggy (or was - maybe they’ve fixed the problems since then) and even when I didn’t run into VO bugs, the way that developers tended to architect these apps often made getting them to behave properly with VoiceOver extremely difficult.

I often had to resort to very strange hacks in order to get things to work, and I would always leave comments explaining what I had done for this. My manager was one of the new breed who not only thought comments were unnecessary in ALL cases but also thought comments were a “code smell” and indicative of professional incompetence on the part of anyone who used them. Whenever he reviewed my code, he would leave in the hacks (after trying and failing to fix the problems without them) but remove my comments. This resulted in many cases later of developers contacting me to ask me why some bizarre bit of code was in the app in the first place. I always referred them to my manager with an NMP (Not My Problem any more).

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to science_memes in Anthropology PSA

“Son, we need to talk. We found your stash of Marvin Harris books.”

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

TBF food trucks are insanely expensive (like, $80K+ expensive) so I don’t really blame owners for charging whatever people will pay. I’m just amazed people pay that much.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in Bets on the next one?

Pimp My Streaming Service

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to asklemmy in No politics inteded: Why isn't Trump after leaving office in any way or shape involved in politics say as member of congress or senate?

When people say “no pun intended”, I like to say “none taken”.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to comicstrips in "Adult" by Pervis Comics

I always leave my feet sticking out, and without socks. My cold feet make the rest of me even cozier by comparison.

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