Empricorn

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What's (are) the funniest/stupidest way(s) you've broken your linux setup?

Tinkering is all fun and games, until it’s 4 am, your vision is blurry, and thinking straight becomes a non-option, or perhaps you just get overly confident, type something and press enter before considering the consequences of the command you’re about to execute… And then all you have is a kernel panic and one thought...

Empricorn,

I’m as nerdy as they come, but… I don’t think you did teenage rebellion right.

Empricorn,

Exactly. I would recommend people do another blackout right before it, but who gives a shit? It’s so corporate and shitty. I’ll never go back…

Empricorn,

You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.

Empricorn,

Linux is great, but Windows likes to fuck up the boot process. Install Linux first, then install Windows on a separate hard drive.

Empricorn,

Sure, but that’s just survival bias.

Empricorn,

Eww, I don’t want to be touching great-uncle Harvey!

Empricorn,

You’re obviously right, but there should be a hyphen there.

Empricorn, (edited )

“neighbor hand”? That’s definitely a typo…

Nope, I’m the one who skimmed too quickly…

Empricorn,

What an interesting response! I was not annoyed and it was not boring. Maybe you’re just listening to the opinions of bad people…?

Empricorn,

Is it gender-progressive to store my books in a lockhim?

Empricorn, (edited )

I believe you and no offense, but damn, they weren’t kidding:

  • Cinnamon – A Delightfully Familiar Desktop
  • User-Focused Simplicity
  • Robust Performance and Stability
  • A Wealth of Applications and Software
  • Community Support and Security

(I realize you’re probably just a passionate fan, and I use Mint as well)

Empricorn,

Defense Department: “Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas.”

Empricorn, (edited )

A popular theory is that a lot of bots were deployed to make the exodus seem less impactful. So, officially the numbers might be similar, but I’m sure there’s less real content and people…

Empricorn,

I didn’t have a “tantrum” when they blocked my 3rd-party app for corporate reasons… I just stopped using Reddit.

Empricorn,

My eyes don’t both face the same direction.

Empricorn,

But now the security guard has work to do, they’re creating jobs!

Empricorn,

For the sake of your septic system, please don’t flush those! Not even the ones that lie and say they are “flushable”…

Empricorn,

That other commenter! Loves edging their shower, apparently…

Empricorn,

Thank you for your service. I wasn’t going to leave that un-posted, believe!

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