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EnderMB, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

If it’s a baby, then my man is going to be getting it non-stop.

EnderMB, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

I’d love to see him retaliate with a chart for her

[x] Stop being a cunt -> Stay Married

EnderMB, to memes in Ancient Rome and modern Lemmy

I see a lot of comments saying that people comment, but I’ll occasionally post videos when I see them come out, get zero responses, and will see the same video on Reddit with thousands of responses. These aren’t small communities either - the videos community on lemmy.world has thousands of subscribers, but few videos have any comments.

I don’t think it’s necessarily an issue with people not posting enough. I think there just aren’t enough people to sustain a social network with thousands of communities.

EnderMB, to piracy in I hope someday we'll find a way to pirated a car

Maintaining the infrastructure needed for all the shite that modern cars are packed with, including the person cost of maintenance is not “pennies”. You don’t just spin up a EC2 instance and call it a day. You need infrastructure across multiple countries, service level agreements, people on-call to handle issues, account management with third-party downstream services, etc.

With that being said, you’ve already paid. You paid for the car, which costs an obscene amount already. If you own the car, you don’t need a separate payment for the software.

EnderMB, to lemmyshitpost in Piers Morgan gets owned

Apart from the flag-shaggers and gammons that want someone to “tell it like it is”

EnderMB, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Of course, ideally it’d be Bear McCreary, but I’d settle for my wife learning to play it.

EnderMB, to programmer_humor in ifn't

I haven’t written any Ruby for years, but I still praise it in every conversation I have regarding programming languages. It’s basically a much simpler Python, with some design ideas that are both beautiful and deeply strange.

EnderMB, to piracy in Feeling the lack of moderation now Reddit?

I used to be a mod at /r/soccer, and it was a great way for you to lose faith in humanity.

We saw it all, racism, death threats, insults, even an instance where one user found a mod’s place of work and stalked them. We also had one guy that was obsessed with a footballer spam the sub with bots for several days, because he wasn’t allowed to post whatever he liked. It took the admin’s three days to fix…

More often than not, it was people that didn’t read the rules, and got upset that all subs didn’t run on the idea that “if people upvote it, it’s allowed”.

EnderMB, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Just fling me into a wood chipper, and point it at the ground in a field somewhere.

Failing that, I’ve always loved the idea of being strapped to a rocket and launched into space.

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok.

EnderMB, to memes in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

Trying to learn how to play a Final Fantasy game in your late thirties is like trying to learn brain surgery on a worm. I don’t know how I had the patience for any of that shit back in the day.

EnderMB, to lemmyshitpost in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Send it to ashens

EnderMB, to asklemmy in What's a great podcast you'd like to share?

These will probably have a British/English slant to them.

  • Off Menu: Over 200 episodes, and two live tour runs, and it’s still a great and simple format. It’s hosted by comedians Ed Gamble and James Acaster, who ask guests to pick their dream meal.
  • Second Tier: If, like me, you follow a football club outside of the Premier League, you’ll know just how hard it is to make a show about the Championship. While I don’t always agree with them, they’re trying their best, and have managed to consistently put out content that tries to cover every team.
  • Fozcast (The Ben Foster Podcast): Great to listen to if you’re a football fan, as Ben puts out a lot of amazing insight into the world of football.
  • The Happy Hour Podcast: I’ve no idea who JaackMaate is, but he puts out a solid podcast with some great guests.
EnderMB, to cyanideandhappiness in 5 January 2023

Wow, this is an absolutely wild take. What the fuck are you talking about?

EnderMB, to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.

They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.

EnderMB, to piracy in GTA V source code has been leaked.

Not just prison, life imprisonment under the oversight of medical professionals, until he can be deemed to not be a danger to others.

From a security perspective, what he’s done is very impressive. It sounds like he has a lot of troubles, though, and if anything this act has probably pushed the authorities to give him the medical help he probably needed.

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