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FlyingSquid,
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Yes.

FlyingSquid,
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And then we watched Dana Carvey do an old man on SNL and whine and complain the whole time, “wah, wah, wah. I’m an old man. Laugh at me.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/463ebb48-d8ed-4c74-93c0-e32c02257d8e.png

And we liked it.

FlyingSquid,
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Yes. But I don’t put it in unbreakable jars.

FlyingSquid,
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They break from falling on the floor from the top shelf of a fridge.

FlyingSquid,
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My mom was (and is) a terrible cook in many other ways, but the ‘I’m not making you anything with onions in it’ as a kid kind of sucked.

I’m just glad my grandmother was a good cook.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m not. Proof: I haven’t yet.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s what a passionate kiss from his sister was for.

FlyingSquid,
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There is an incredible book called The Master of Go by Yasunari Kawabata, a Nobel-winning Japanese author. It’s based on the true story of a master-level Go game that took six months.

I know that doesn’t sound very interesting, but trust me. It really is.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_of_Go

FlyingSquid,
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Thank you, OpenStars, that is very kind of you. And if I didn’t have the Lemmy equivalent of face blindness, I’m sure I would have similar nice things to say about you. You seem like a very nice person!

However, as far as Eldrich strangeness goes, worry no more! Our natural world is strange enough!

phys.org/news/2013-02-bird-plane-squid.html

FlyingSquid,
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Don’t worry, we don’t want to take over the world, we only want to get revenge on those fucking crabs.

FlyingSquid,
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Yes.

FlyingSquid,
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Give me a chance!

FlyingSquid,
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I’m sad that no one got my Rugburns reference.

FlyingSquid,
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Wrong vehicle for around here. Around here it’s the largest, ugliest, noisiest truck you can possibly get. If it is extra-polluting, that’s a bonus.

We also used to have a guy in my neighborhood who would sit in his driveway and just rev his Harley for like an hour and a half. He could get away with it because we’re outside city limits, so there are no noise ordinances. Thankfully, he no longer lives around here.

FlyingSquid,
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This is a benefit of having kids. You can tell them to go put the cart away for you.

FlyingSquid,
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Nonsense. Worf was never proud of Alexander. That’s why he went out for a bottle of prune juice and never came home.

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