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I always thought it was a stupid movie from when I first saw it in the theater. Stupid and incredibly maudlin. I have no idea why it was so beloved and the Oscars, aside from the technical ones, baffled me.

I mean Tom Hanks is a good actor, but at best you can say he played a ludicrous character in a ludicrous movie as best he could. I wouldn’t give him an Emmy for Bosom Buddies either.

Also, my wife read the book and apparently it, and Forrest, are very different. She said Forrest is kind of an asshole in the book.

FlyingSquid,
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The Aristocrats!

FlyingSquid,
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Congratulat- oh, that’s not a pregnancy test. :(

FlyingSquid,
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It’s an educational shitpost for people who think Luke Combs is the height of musical talent.

FlyingSquid,
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What is a “sigma male?”

And why would you be ridiculed and scorned for opening up emotionally?

None of this meme makes sense to me.

FlyingSquid,
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You can order an adapter for like a dollar on multiple websites. I mean yeah, there’s no Radio Shack anymore, but this seems unnecessary.

FlyingSquid,
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More fun fact: Mike Tyson is a rapist piece of shit who doesn’t deserve his rehabilitated image.

FlyingSquid,
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No. Because you can’t fuck him. Chastity cage, remember?

FlyingSquid,
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This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.

FlyingSquid,
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“By that, I mean I love doing really depraved things with Dino Nuggets. Let’s go to my quarters.”

FlyingSquid,
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ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOOK AT PORN YOU STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER!

FlyingSquid,
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I understand, Dusty. I would inspect the magic pie bush every day too. Who turns down a free pie?

FlyingSquid,
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It’s criminal that Berman would only allow the Garak/Bashir thing to be subtext. The first gay couple on Star Trek and also a cross-species couple would have been amazing. The best we got was evil mirror Kira fucking anything.

FlyingSquid,
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I like how every modern Star Trek show just ignores the silly idea that everyone has given up swearing in the 23rd and 24th century.

FlyingSquid,
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Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.

FlyingSquid,
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I just assume the waiter hates me and is only doing what they can for a tip.

FlyingSquid,
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How do you go through life and not recognize Cookie Monster when you see him?

Me very sad for you.

FlyingSquid,
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I went to high school with a Ruth. She decided to change her name to Elizabeth when she went to college. She still goes by Elizabeth. Is she mentally ill because she doesn’t want anyone to call her Ruth?

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