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FlyingSquid,
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My mother does not like onions.

I am glad I did not inherit that horrific genetic abnormality.

FlyingSquid,
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They tried doing an audiobook version, but it kept making phones melt.

FlyingSquid,
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Congrats your country filtered you into E1.

Only if they’re looking for cannon fodder. I’m 46 and chronically ill.

I don’t think I need to know any military abbreviations.

FlyingSquid,
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Oh you kids today with your Taylor Swifts and your Doja Cats and your I can’t come up with the name of a third modern musician…

genius.com/Ramones-i-wanna-be-sedated-lyrics

FlyingSquid,
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Fine! Fine! I’ll go jogging, you bastard!

FlyingSquid,
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I’m not saying I didn’t masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s, but I didn’t not masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.

Too bad she’s a nutcase.

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Sorry, should I have been more explicit?

In that case, I definitely masturbated while thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.

FlyingSquid,
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When Russians are invited in, is it really the same?

FlyingSquid,
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I live in Terre Haute, where Indiana State University is. He played here in college. There’s a huge ugly statue of him that looks like he’s constipated outside the basketball arena and, no shit, they’re building a Larry Bird Museum at the convention center.

I hate this fucking town.

Here’s the statue:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2b9a64c0-93b5-4005-b48f-ba8e111c1155.png

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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Oh wow! You just unlocked a memory of mine of a MAS*H episode where they have to exchange their military scrip from one color to another because of counterfeiting or profiteering or something.

EDIT: Looks like this is the episode- mash.fandom.com/…/Change_Day_(TV_series_episode)

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Honestly, it’s criminal that he wasn’t running Starfleet by the time he got back. How many times did he die? Two? Three? And still not even making Lieutenant.

FlyingSquid,
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It’s true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.

FlyingSquid,
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Oh I wouldn’t go that far. White supremacists use that symbol too.

FlyingSquid,
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I wish their neat energy whip came back though.

FlyingSquid,
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Pff. Stamets’ password would clearly be Tard1gr4d3.

FlyingSquid,
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Maybe it was because I thought the examination of the American Muslim community was interesting and not something I’d really seen before, but I enjoyed it. It wasn’t the best show ever, but it was interesting. The examination of The Partition was also interesting.

FlyingSquid,
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Yeah, but those J.J. Abrams movies were still terrible. Star Trek made by someone who doesn’t like Star Trek. No.

FlyingSquid,
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You don’t get how Hollywood executives work. They see Barbie being a massive success because people thought it was a smart and funny movie with a good message and decide, “this means we need more movies about Mattel toys!”

They have absolutely no understanding of movies. It sort of feels like a lot of them don’t even like movies.

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