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Mmmm. Soggy toast.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m guessing more than one. Doesn’t look like a laptop.

FlyingSquid,
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If there’s no limit to monitors, there’s no limit to multitasking. And there’s no limit to monitors.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7d218582-0993-4030-85c7-4be530c0db34.png

Now if only someone would develop the waterproof monitor…

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An oft-repeated phrase between my friends an I in high school was when a dumb redneck kid told a friend of mine in class, “my opinions is facts.”

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Was I just Rickrolled?

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It’s sort of true, but not in the way they mean it. Most people don’t want to work or they would never retire. But we’re also mostly willing to work. Even work really difficult and/or dangerous jobs.

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I’ve laughed out loud re-reading this meme five times. The ‘fuck you’ is the icing on the cake.

FlyingSquid,
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Look at the door hinge.

FlyingSquid,
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I remember when it was a V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes mask. Times change, but laziness does not.

FlyingSquid,
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Being a role model is more about being a good moral guide. It doesn’t matter if you share their interests.

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This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren’t painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle’s Poetics.

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Oh my god, someone get Weird Al on the phone quickly because this needs to happen.

FlyingSquid,
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I’ll bring my Groucho glasses next time.

FlyingSquid,
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Cobain does sound like a type of cheese…

FlyingSquid,
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What is this Einstein shit? I DIDN’T ASK FOR SMART CHEESE, I ASKED FOR ENTERTAINING CHEESE!

FlyingSquid,
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My only question is who the fuck had so many Bill stickers laying around

Wait, most people don’t?

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Weirdo.

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