Kecessa

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Kecessa,

Don’t tell me, Discord sucks even more than it already did?

Kecessa,

There’s a whole bunch of people that deserve to become billionaires a lot more than people in tech and that would have a much better impact on the world if they did. I would much rather have a bunch of billionaire physicists, immunologists, virologists, pediatricians and so on.

Kecessa,

There’s a skip button and at least it’s for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck em

Kecessa, (edited )

My job where we run a bunch of programs that are actually VB style interfaces with an excel backend loading data from a huge database… Opening the two that we need for everyday tasks uses 10gigs of ram…

how similar are other North American countries to USA??

I mean the other 2 countries, Canada and Mexico, how similar are both of them to United States?? Both countries have a similar economy and democracy etc, and I think those two countries share things like supermarkets, stores, etc. I suppose the cultural differences are not a lot, that is very nice.

Kecessa, (edited )

The English part of Canada loves to act like it’s culturally distinct but what they watch, listen to and read is mostly American, to the point where Anglo Canadian production is so unpopular that the Canadian state media (TV, radio, online written content) might as well be two separate entities when you compare the quantity of original content in English vs French. French Canadians punch way above their weight in the amount of cultural content they produce basically just for themselves…

Politically it’s often said that Canada is the USA with a ~5 years delay…

(Edit: Aaaw, I made the anglos angry 😢)

Kecessa,

“Wanna hold a referendum on that?”

Kecessa,

Did it at the gym once, was watching a show while doing cardio with my headphones and could hear another guy’s music over it. I just yelled without stopping what I was doing “Hey bud, no one wants to listen to your music, use headphones!” and the guy could see everyone’s smirk, he got the message.

Kecessa, (edited )

I wonder how many times I’ll see this getting reposted… Do you guys have a folder and you just go through it like a playlist on repeat?

Kecessa,

Bidets save the day once again!

Kecessa,

A rock in your shoe, when you remove it it appears in your other shoe 5 seconds after you start walking again

All your passwords expire once a day

Kecessa,

If you need to use it that often you might need to go check a video explaining how to put on a condom…

Kecessa,

Most abuse comes from people that are close to the victim…

Kecessa,

Within the family or that have an established relationship with the person, i.e. most abusers aren’t a stranger to their victim.

Kecessa,

Welp, that’s going down a chimney tonight!

Kecessa,

“It takes two to cheat” but in most cases only one of the two is cheating

Kecessa,

Relieving pain? 🤔 I would have expected the marketing to be about the anti microbial properties…

Kecessa,

But still a waste of a rare resource (helium)

Kecessa,

Same, my girlfriend doesn’t get it as she’s the “all your songs on shuffle” kind of person

Kecessa,

Me: “Nope, I’m allergic and I prefer pets that actually like me.”

Kecessa,

I think it would have been better without the last part

Kecessa,

Wake me up when reforestation hits record high!

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