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KingJalopy

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I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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KingJalopy,
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Cock

Roach

KingJalopy,
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Some of them very do that lol

KingJalopy,
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You’re a dodo

KingJalopy,
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I wood

KingJalopy,
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The only ones “proud of democracy and freedoms” are the fucking right wing idiots keeping us one election away from a Nazi takeover. Rioting is hard here, our country is huge and very spread out. Most of us are only one check away from homelessness and couldn’t afford to quit our jobs long enough to do anything about it. The system was designed to be this way as far as I can tell and it fucking sucks.

KingJalopy,
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Talk to the hand

KingJalopy,
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And a syringe! For you know, reasons or something.

Shkshkshk, to piracy
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Is ProtonVPN worth it?

@piracy

Got reminded of this while reading about ProtonMail. The reason I haven't gotten into proper is that I don't have a VPN for torrenting, and the reason I don't have a VPN is that I don't . So it would be nice if I got a good VPN while myself.

Will ProtonVPN rat me out to Comcast? I know some VPNs don't hide what you're downloading from your ISP, for reasons I don't fully understand.

KingJalopy,
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This is lemmy. That’s a given at this point lol.

KingJalopy,
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Her neck I think. But it took a second to realize that lol.

KingJalopy,
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Plus it’s a blind fucking cat named peepers… Like what the fuck?

KingJalopy,
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We need to go deeper

KingJalopy,
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Took too many mushrooms one night and I have tripped a couple hundred times. But these were particularly strong bois and I started to believe I was having a heart attack, it was only a panic attack, but I seriously thought I was dying from a heart attack. I was begging my wife who had taken two times as many as I had to call 911. She did her best to stay calm and remind me that I was just tripping on mushrooms and I told her I knew that I was tripping on mushrooms but something was wrong with my heart because I was freaking out and I could tell my heart was beating too fast. At one point she even stuck a Fitbit on my wrist and told me to look at my heart rate, and when I looked at it of course I couldn’t read it because everything was just pixelated and swirling fractals. But somehow she was able to read it and said your heart rate is only 118 which I was able to confirm the next day from the data on my phone. I was crying and holding my chest and I kept throwing myself in a cold shower trying to calm myself down but time was all fucked up and moments were happening out of order and all I could think about was how my daughter was going to wake up in the morning without her father. I kept running through the house completely naked and freezing wet. Trying desperately to grasp onto something to send me back to reality. But everywhere I went it didn’t matter because I knew I was dying from a heart attack and my wife who I couldn’t believe at the time refuse to call 911 and save me. In retrospect, I’m so glad she did not lol. I haven’t taken mushroom since. I’m too scared. They are not to be fucked with if you’re not in the right state of mind. I really appreciate that trip though, it really made me appreciate life a whole lot more when I woke up the next day. I’ve never been more scared my entire life and I’m pretty sure I know exactly what it’s going to be like when I actually do die. It was somewhat peaceful but it was taking too long in the moment and especially because time was not flowing correctly and everything was happening out of order It made me really panic. It just seemed like it was taking way too long. I suppose when I actually die time won’t do that because presumably I won’t be tripping when it happens lol.

KingJalopy,
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That’s awesome

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