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KingJalopy

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I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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You’re a fucking legend and the hero amongst the entire planet. It’s a well-known fact that people like you cause this shit to happen. You will go down in history but not in the bad way like this fuckhead did.

KingJalopy,
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That’s too many layers of fictional reality. At this point I don’t know which reality is real. Does that matter how real is real does it really matter?

KingJalopy,
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs

KingJalopy,
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Go to sleep

KingJalopy,
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OMG thank you. I’m free. I’m finally free!!

KingJalopy,
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Not bad

KingJalopy,
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Goddammit. This comment makes me realize how uncreative the internet is at this point and how much I’m wasting my fucking time going through the same goddamn tired jokes all the time. I truly have lost the game, as all of us have. See you all tomorrow as we repeat the same tired jokes.

KingJalopy,
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I prefer absolute silence and all you noise junkies make me sick!

KingJalopy,
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Preach!

KingJalopy,
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Badly time subs are one of the things I hate most. It is so frustrating when they’re not synced up well enough to match what the people are saying.

KingJalopy,
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Which is why they work so hard to keep them in check. If only we could take a note from that.

KingJalopy,
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Ha! I get it, because termites eat wood! This is very logical. I enjoy this.

KingJalopy,
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This is why I set an alarm for 3:00 in the morning so I get to wake up and go hell yeah I get to sleep for almost 4 more hours!

KingJalopy, (edited )
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God damn I can’t believe I’ve never thought of it that way. Here in about 4 hours and 15 minutes my time I’m going to wake up and celebrate you friend.

KingJalopy,
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Oh shit. I was wondering who’s face was in the background. Thank you.

KingJalopy,
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Good news!

KingJalopy,
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Plus they park like an asshole

KingJalopy,
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Goes back in time

Bro, awesome bear!

Dude, that’s a cat…

KingJalopy,
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Elaborate?

KingJalopy,
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Well you keep your secrets then

KingJalopy,
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I feel you. I was in junior high when the matrix came out. My last name is Anderson. I fucking hated that shit. Misteeer Anderson… Inevitably they would wait for me to say My name is neo but they didn’t get it.

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It equals 4 in case you’re still working on it since nobody is nice enough to just tell you.

KingJalopy,
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Dude linked it in the main post

www.220-electronics.com

KingJalopy,
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No not at all lol, I just figured you missed it. I try to be helpful not angry :) I see what you mean though, I have no idea where to get the media unfortunately.

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Plus we can technically fit more in the super north Canada and Island Canada

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