Klear

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Klear,

Perfectly normal behaviour for all fermions.

Klear,

This is what I loved about the first John Wick - they moved the whole trope onto the dog symbolising his wife and it worked so much better.

Klear,

That still relies on building up the relationship Peter has with his uncle and showing him to be a good soul so you’d feel the death. The genius of using a puppy is that you don’t have to spend almost time explaining the relationship. It’s a puppy. Of course he’s gonna go murder everyone now.

Klear,

ITT: POV: Someone posted meme with No one:

Klear,

Because it’s gone within minutes of any instance going live.

Klear,

Mortal Combat

That looks so wrong…

Klear,

I will continue calling it “shit AI”.

Klear,

Do you have to be alive to hold that position?

Klear,

If you look into it, you’ll realise the underlying theory quite obviously came to be when someone very smart tried to figure out how could a flat earth work without throwing all physics out of the window. It’s actually pretty neat. There are obviously details that can be tested for and the model disproven, but it does account for a lot. IIRC the basis is that the flat Earth is constantly accelerating at 1g, which provides gravity. Per theory of relativity you can accelerate at a constant rate for an arbitrary length of time, so that works. I think stuff such as phases of the Moon etc are also accounted for, though I don’t remember the details of that.

Really, people get too caught up in finding holes in the model when the most obvious flaw is that the whole thing requires tens of thousand people at least all knowingly covering this up without getting anything out of it. But if you look at it as a thought experiment, not an attempt to describe the reality, you’ll find that it’s really pretty cool. Or, it was cool, before idiots started to actually believe it.

Klear,

“I want a tiny heart by the ear, and after that make my whole face look like a demonic skull.”

Klear,

Do we have a r/comedynecromancy equivalent on Lemmy? These would make for a decent base for that.

Klear, (edited )

Reminds me of the rabbi whose congregation complained about his many vices, saying that he’s supposed to be better, he’s supposed to show them the way. So he brought them to the edge of the town and showed them a direction sign.

“Does it show you the way? It does. And do you want it to go anywhere?”

Klear,

The whole diagram makes no fucking sense.

Klear,

…and they only protect the data on the disk from being changed, you can still copy it. Otherwise the disk would be unreadable.

Klear,

Never give up, never surrender.

Klear,

There are edits like that out there already.

"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions (files.mastodon.social)

alt textFirst panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator” Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy” Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell...

Klear,

Americans and oil. Name a more iconic duo.

Klear,

It’s the only app I’ve tried so I know it’s the best one.

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