AceFuzzLord,

I’m glad I have my outlook account because my other emails are pretty unprofessional.

Shelbyeileen,
@Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world avatar

Neopets I was ShelbysTheBomb and SqueeksDaFlyer. In 2019, I joined again as ShelbyEileenCosplay. The website really hasn’t changed and it’s nostalgic and so good for my mental health

nik9000,

My entire professional persona is tied to the username I thought was super cool when I was 12. I’m so glad it’s not offensive and only a little lame.

Subverb,

My 19 year old stepson set his gmail address when he was 13. It contains the phrase “anal beads” and the number 420. He hates it when I bring it up.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I set the Xbox username “Myname420”, myname was of course my name. I didn’t know what 420 meant at the time, I just thought it looked good. Later I wanted to change it, but it was paid and I didn’t care that much, it only showed up in Minecraft when I logged in (because that was the only game tied to that username I played).

Matriks404,

I remember cringing some time after I made my username. Later figured out, that it’s actually OK, and I use it everywhere.

dipshit,

tell me about it

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Or you can use your real name as your username, like me!

weksa,

FirstLastBirthyear and pw was ssn because I was trying to memorize it. Idiot.

UraniumBlazer,

You shouldn’t have done that. I know what you look like now: celebmafia.com/…/margot-robbie-photoshoot-for-usa…

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Now people will recognize me when I’m out in public, oh no!

reflex, (edited )
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Miatakes were made

Just like the title 😏.

Manifish_Destiny,

Tbh chicken of the woods is a delicious fungus.

Anticorp,

I always think of Hearthstone’s rogue, every time I see this phrase.

Klear, (edited )

Happy feast of Winter Veil!

tpyoman,

They stole mu schitck!!!

can,

Lemmy titles can be edited!

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

After I stopped caring about having a unified online persona, I just picked random names everywhere. Sometimes I’ll just drop a name that doesn’t fit anymore.

Feels so freeing. Like this is my at work account. When I hand in my work laptop, it’s gone.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Me choosing my real name back then

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Me having to deal with all the other "me"s who are jealous they have numbers after their real name

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Me ending up trans and resenting my dead name:

JaymesRS,

Having worked for online customer support it was always fun to get the people who were embarrassed to read you their email address to look up their account.

KevonLooney,

Hello BiggusDickus@aol.com,

Thank you for being a customer today.

JaymesRS,

…I see a flight reservation with hotel stay and shuttle transportation from the airport for you and your wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.

How may I assist you, today?

chronicledmonocle,

12 yr old me: My username will be StrokeMyMagnum

18 yr old me: That’s still a badass username

ultra,

Why not have it on lemmy

Klear,

Because it’s gone within minutes of any instance going live.

aeronmelon,

“XxXNeoTheOne69”

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

You gotta have the “XxX” at the end too for the symmetry!

Player2,

Username taken

pomodoro_longbreak, (edited )
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

kylo ren from star war saying MORE X, also a watermark reading “Made with Pinata Farms”

E: ty Pinata Farms for sponsoring this meme. Pinata Farms! Smash into the memisphere with Pinata Farms and affiliated “cool memez” internet web sites today! Sponsored message

slazer2au,

Na, username worked out like a charm.

Jesus_666, (edited )

40 yo you embracing the name again because you realized that agonizing over what random people think about a perfectly fine username isn’t worth your time.

(I could’ve made a picture here but I’m also not agonizing over what random people think about my laziness.)

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Very true xXxTheChildPredatorxXx.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Who says 40 yo you can’t come up with an embarrassing username?

Not in your case though Jesus_666

Jesus_666,

That name was legitimately chosen in my mid-teens for a short-lived troll account. I wanted something that sounded controversial without actually making a statement.

Then I realized that my old username sucked and just stuck with it.

Touching_Grass,

I wanted something that sounded controversial without actually making a statement.

This guy fucking Internet’s

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