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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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I think if there was such a thing, truly and not simply an exaggeration, nobody would be able to answer the question because we couldn’t even grasp the concept we don’t understand.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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It’s too bad every dev runs their own (often piss-poor) servers instead of giving us dedicated server hosting software to run our own. Can’t go back to those days even if we wanted!

Kolanaki,
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Explain all the free to play games then.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Most modern games do not have server software to run your own. And yet they don’t cost extra to play online on PC. Hm. 🤔

Kolanaki,
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It was never going to be free forever, because that would be leaving free money on the table

So… When will playing online on PC require a subscription on top of the ISP?

Kolanaki, (edited )
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It’s still shitty even now that you pay for it. The free retro emulation doesn’t offset the connection issues and massive lag, nor does it excuse the god awful store.

Kolanaki,
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My PC was about $800 altogether when I built it back a month before the COVID lockdowns. It uses a 1660 Super which doesn’t support DLSS or ray tracing; every game that’s on both PC and PS5 looks exactly the same. Even with ray tracing on the PS5 and I am literally comparing them side by side on identical displays.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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The biggest threat to gaming is Gabe Newell’s eventual death. I really hope he figures out the whole brain connected interface thing so he can upload himself to the internet and become immortal.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Might as well leave the cheese singles wrapped while you eat it; you’re getting the plastic anyway.🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I’ve had truly instant ramen when my friend’s brother came back from Japan. Dude brought a bunch of cool shit back, including a few cases of self heating ramen and a carton of self lighting cigarettes. Japan is like 500 years in the future.

Kolanaki,
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I recommend using the whole packet and just using slightly less water so you actually have some flavor left that isn’t watered down.

Kolanaki,
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I’ll wait until they add fast travel.

BruceTwarzen, to asklemmy

Is there a Spotify alternative that has no ads?

I pay for Spotify for 7 years or so now and i'm so sick of all the ads. After every update there seems to be an: oops, sorry, you have ads now. Podcasts are filled with ads. I was just listening to a podcast where they shoved in 3 ads mid-sentence. How long until musicians put ads in their songs. I'm just so sick of it.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Could even be their subscription lapsed and they somehow didn’t notice. It has, occasionally, not popped up with the big red banner telling me my payment didn’t go through and I only knew something was wrong because I get ads and can’t play the exact song I want because I was no longer using Premium.

Kolanaki,
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He interrupted me while I was baitin’!

Kolanaki,
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“C’mon man, it’s burnt.”

Tosses quesadilla back to Cheech, who cooks it even more before tossing it back to Chong

Kolanaki, (edited )
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You say “ow” and stop playing for a bit. They’ll figure it out eventually. Most breeds, anyway. Huskies will just learn to be super gentle while still using their mouth.

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Q-tip, you say?

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/1c1e30a8-8f7a-4df6-9a1c-b629fa7e9d32.jpeg

(I need an image editing thing better than Whiteboard…)

Kolanaki,
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“Pulaski won’t last a year on this ship.”

Kolanaki,
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She has to wait until the dude is done firing his lasers before she can safely check him out.

Kolanaki,
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Why dry dock your ship when you have Astroglide on hand?

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