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Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything
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Mash, Blue’s Clues and MatPat.

For GenX: Mr. Rogers, maybe? Or, I dunno… Max Headroom? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything
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I must be an immortal because I cried for all 3.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Skittles: Just Do It
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What the fuck was in those Skittles?

Kolanaki, to shitposting in Why is my house so fumking dusty
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Do you live in the southwest in 1930? If so: might have something to do with the dustbowl.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?
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Smoke indica instead of sativa before bedtime.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in Ancient wisdom often sounds like common sense now that it is commomly taught. What is some ancient wisdom that we no longer teach because it was wrong?
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If you had magic powers, would you let a bunch of dumbshit muggles who believe in witches drown you?

Kolanaki, to piracy in Steam Deck Switch emulation
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I got mine from theprodkeys.com and they work.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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Head Automatica - I Shot William H. Macy

What my friends and I heard when the album dropped: “Yeah, yeah… I put a sausage in your little hand!”

What the actual line says: “Yeah yeah, I’ll put assassins in your little head.”

Although my all-time favorite is and will forever be:

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy” - Jimmy Hendrix

Kolanaki, to piracy in Why are so many people downloading the movie Paul all of a sudden?
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Unless it’s not rendering the baddies.

Kolanaki, to piracy in Why are so many people downloading the movie Paul all of a sudden?
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Maybe something to do with the 10 foot tall aliens down in Florida? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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Burn your garbage. Burning garbage makes smoke that goes up into the sky and becomes stars.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic
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Imagine all the people who would do the Matrix thing and learn martial arts… Only to gain the wisdom that knowing how to do martial arts doesn’t make it any easier when you’re fat and out of shape.

Kolanaki, to memes in What can I do for you THIS TIME
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I play a lot of souls likes and most don’t have pause. But they usually save your position if you go back to the main menu; so I pause by just quitting to the main menu.

Kolanaki, to memes in What can I do for you THIS TIME
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I especially hate this because it’s often after like 10 hours of staring at a wall doing fuck all. As soon as I start doing literally anything, all of a sudden I’m in high demand.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in No escape
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But… they’re too high to poop in… 🤔

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