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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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You can always take advantage of me.

I’m free and online.

Kolanaki,
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Putting me in a rubber room isn’t going to make me less silly. I’m just gonna bounce around like a pinball in there.

Kolanaki,
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What was stopping Gandalf just opening a portal straight over the lava and tossing the ring in?

Kolanaki,
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THE DILLDOZER!

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/17162fbb-3c62-4dc3-b8d6-c558de9bb72c.jpeg

Kolanaki,
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From some comments on other posts: They expected effort from a shitpost. Like dinguses.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I need another person to be my executive function and whip me into action. But without being a dick about it.

Kolanaki,
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It was extremely useful when it was more common than non-replaceable batteries. Most of the time, you could find a better battery than the stock one at a cheaper price.

Kolanaki,
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Phones that use those are still relatively easy to find tho.

Kolanaki,
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I don’t think any of those girls have the lack of self respect that would lead them to sleeping with Andrew Tate.

Kolanaki,
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The 0.01% of germs antibacterial soap doesn’t kill is only found in poop.

Kolanaki,
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I want the hug, but I’m gonna pretend I don’t because I don’t want people to think I’m lame or anything.

Kolanaki,
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“The concept is so be so bright and flashy, it literally blinds the sniper.”

Kolanaki,
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Dr. Pepper unless energy drinks count, then NOS.

Kolanaki,
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I always liked the lightsaber one.

Kolanaki,
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I only listen to music that has been re-written in Mario Paint.

Kolanaki,
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Remake Zootopia, but the nudist colony scene would have some additions.

Kolanaki,
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Careful. If you get more than one crow performing an abortion, it’s murder.

Kolanaki,
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I don’t even wanna know how fucked up shit will be 50 years from now.

Kolanaki,
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$1,000/week UBI.

Kolanaki,
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“It would have been easier to just say that you cast create food.”

Kolanaki,
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Life in general. Like a hydraulic press.

Kolanaki,
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“I shouldn’t have eaten the whole thing…”

Kolanaki,
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Meth Souls.

They’re not undead. They’re not hollow. They simply crave meth.

Kolanaki,
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Is there gonna be more weird, young CGI Jeff Bridges?

Kolanaki,
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As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back 🥺

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