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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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If I was ever somewhere that polar bears also were around, I’d never leave the bunker without having some kind of snacks on me that I could give the bear to leave me the fuck alone. Surely they would take the handful of already opened slim Jim’s than the still living and kicking fat Jim that is me.

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Still a dragon tho, right? (I’m not familiar with the anime character but I know enough about anime that she could very well be a 50,000 year old dragon in human form).

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I do this in GTA

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“Dude was built like a foreskin. Loose, and wrinkly.”

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Ding ding ding

We have a winner, folks.

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I can’t recreate some of the onramps I know of in my area because the game won’t allow for onramps that short.

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It’s pretty funny that someone would give a single child who is never seen playing with other kids (Suzie doesn’t count since he doesn’t play with her; he torments her) a game that requires at least 2 people. Definitely seems like something his dad would do.

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I can read sheet music, like… I know what the symbols mean and the scale and timing etc… I can’t hear it when I am reading it though. I’ve sometimes wondered if that’s common or if I am a freak.

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Technically speaking sausage also just grows out in the wild in the form of a wild hog.

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Good Mythical Morning has been around since before YouTube even existed and they still put out good shit. Even more so, with the GM Kitchen stuff (which I actually like more; those guys are fun as hell).

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I like the look of the cybertruck for sure. But I’m not a fan of how it is constructed, or Musk. Be sweet to see some better cars with similarly retro futuristic looks.

I also liked Valerian, but more for the world building than the main plot.

And what the fuck is wrong with Bruce Willis? 🤨

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I think I liked it more on launch than I do now. I had all of like 5 bugs my first 3 times through the game before they started changing things.

  • A dude that pops into existence during the scene at Tom’s Diner and Gumby t-poses out a wall
  • a random T-posing baddie when I zoomed in my first sniper rifle
  • the painting exploit
  • the melee weapon exploit when doing the boxing matches
  • the slow-mo bunny hop speed exploit.

None of these negatively affected the game. In fact the last one was dope and I wish they didn’t fix that one at all.

Coming back recently because of 2.0 and I get:

  • Stuck in 1st person while driving, which sucks because most of the cars have impossibly tiny windshields and I literally can not fucking see where I am going.
  • AI cars in traffic that just explode like they were hit by invisible cars, throwing them around or cars falling from the sky, sometimes on me and killing me
  • UI freezing so that I’m basically stuck with the scan mode overlay while I’m no longer scanning which requires a full restart of the game to fix.
  • The new skill system has a skill that says it lets you reload and another skill to shoot while vaulting but neither seem to actually work.
  • Tons of script related issues that break sequences in the quest I am on, forcing a reload. Sometimes several minutes prior because it has to be before the trigger that broke the shit.

None of these are fun and they all impact the game negatively. :/

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I get -1 hours of sleep a night. I’m awake and stealing your dreams.

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Whoever made this clearly wants to eat Astarion’s ass. His tight, bleached, fragrant, shaved, gourmet ass.

Kolanaki,
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You’re the coolest, OP.

Kolanaki,
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Cookies.

Just gimme the dough 🤤

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There is also a perk in the lock picking skill tree (the last one) that makes it irrelevant. Though I do recommend a mod that allows you to skip the otherwise useless legs in the skill tree you would need to take first.

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Only 7 dragon balls, eh?

One of those dragons was unlucky.

Or 3 were unlucky, and the 4th is lucky to have only lost 1 ball.

Kolanaki,
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My messenger blows up emojis when I send them with no other text, and I used these side by side and the one on the right has a smaller blue square than the left one.

Kolanaki,
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Fishing is a way more boring sport, but at least it takes up literally 0 land.

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The wonderful thing about tiggers is that tiggers are wonderful things.

Does "Rock music is evil / of the devil" have racist roots?

As a Christian most of the circles I’m around are pretty chill…no stone-cold fundamentalists. But I have been around people (and even had family members) who are 100% convinced that rock music is evil and will lead people to engage in witchcraft and draw pentagrams all over their home....

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I only recall seeing rock n roll start receiving hate after Elvis Presley became big because prudish Christians didn’t like the way he gyrated his hips in most of the things I’ve seen covering the history of rock.

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It’s the combat music.

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Perhaps they enjoy more sophisticated comedy. Like Carrot Top.

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Mustard

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