LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I’m excited Lemmy lets us edit titles. I haven’t had the opportunity to try that yet, thanks for reminding me, should I need to do that sometime.

LemmyKnowsBest,

My conscience couldn’t bear it. Hey but look! Sometime over the course of our conversation today, OP finally edited the title!

LemmyKnowsBest,

Ah really?? I’m using sync, and this is sad news, but we’ve never able to edit the title so, we’ll just stay this way 😕

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because our Sync creator is the best dude ever.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Okay but have you had your energy sucked from you by working for a corporation? That’s what we’re talking about here.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ve tried to join at least five different instances but .world was the only one I got a response from.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You could at least spare his life, just skin that part of his arm off. Put his skin in the bottle. But let the man live.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Elon musk sent a mannequin in a car into space so we’ve pretty much got all the bases covered now.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I love it when I’m on a road trip and can get a photo of me next to the “welcome to this state” sign. It’s not an easy task. Rarely are those signs positioned in tourist photo-friendly places.

Usually along a high-speed highway with no place to turn out and park. So you just zoom by it and wish you could have taken a picture.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn’t be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

LemmyKnowsBest,

Ooh I love it when you pull out your math 😍

LemmyKnowsBest,

This woman tried so hard to stay with him till he died but she just couldn’t bear it any longer. Although she bailed from the old wrinkly prune before he died, implicitly breaking her contract, thankfully he still left her $5 million dollars and a 7 million house.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s all a matter of

Kerning

Keming

LemmyKnowsBest,

Dang it. I just made a similar comment just to find that you already did it 5 hours ago. Well I’m not deleting mine.

LemmyKnowsBest,

For the love of noodles, please tell us which is which

L?

Uppercase i?

That vertical bar thing like this? |

LemmyKnowsBest,

All right then, chemically and metabolically speaking, (this is hypothetical and I never have any intention of drinking rubbing alcohol or acetone), what is the maximum amount of these liquids a person could drink before it becomes dangerous?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Heehee. Someone please cross-post this to /c/FuckCars.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Thank you for explaining. This is a logical explanation and I will accept this one.

LemmyKnowsBest,

So there’s really no reason for the hot dog thing right now? Everybody’s commenting with inside jokes and upvoting each other and I just don’t understand what’s going on.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Will upvoting this post contribute to Satan’s list of our hell-worthy deeds?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Exactly. It’s the lower enlisted people who haven’t been in as long and aren’t fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Nice to see there are some military members who aren’t so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Maybe it was LOSS 😆

LemmyKnowsBest,

Brilliant title. You put a song in my head.

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