LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

Ok, am at work right now and can attest that the walls feel solid and I cannot pass through any of them. I did try though.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Best holiday greeting.

i wish you another year of existence.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah when I took my issue to Lenovo customer service, their first response was that my laptop has reached the end of its usable lifespan. 5 years!? I’m not wealthy and that thing cost me $1,500 and I will never be able to afford another laptop again.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

anyone who’s terrified of driving should not drive. keep those people off the road. They are the ones who drive badly because they’re scared, And they make the roads dangerous for everybody else.

I’ve driven across the United States five times with no problem. You just have to follow all the traffic laws and keep a safe following distance and use your turn signals, stay 100% focused on the road at all times, easy peasy. people who can’t do those things should stay off the roads. It’s better for them and better for everyone else.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

The title of this post, reminded me of a dream I had last night when I was fangirling over how sublime Ticonderoga number two pencils are

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because some people in the comments didn’t understand it, and they asked for an explanation, and those who explained it used too many words.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because it’s a take on that Ted danson movie “three men and a baby”

not two girls one cup

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ve never gambled in my life. And never plan to.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I understand somewhat why but it’s still creepy

What ARE the reasons why this is legal?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m better at writing than talking because it takes me so long to think of so many words.

today I paused for 30 seconds trying to remember “second line of defense,”

and paused again for a really long time trying to remember what this thing is called I plug my phone into recharge when I’m traveling, oh yeah it’s called a “power bank.”

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

“Bud?” Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You’re calling me “Bud?” I’m glad I’m not your wife.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

okay I understand but it wasn’t working. I could spin around in circles and the compass didn’t move. It always pointed “north” to the top of the phone. Even when I was pointing the top of the phone east or west or south.

LemmyKnowsBest,

What were the Montgomery Wards employee’s traits that others found valuable?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Looks good to me. Make it quick & painless.

LemmyKnowsBest,

that myth of Santa squeezing down into people’s chimneys has killed more than zero people in the history of the world.

LemmyKnowsBest,

What? And leave 20lbs of lasagna at home? Not likely.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I see nothing whatsoever about a chicken in this gif, clearly it was a crocodile who liked the Beatles.

LemmyKnowsBest,

look at all those lights. Jesus came all over that house. Jesus is the light of the world.

LemmyKnowsBest,

True but I mean that’s what things like autoimmune diseases are all about. They’re one of nature’s methods to fuck up people’s lives and the sooner they will die.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

twin girls named AL could be Pair AL o’ sisters

LemmyKnowsBest,

thanks yeah and that was just a few months of my life, the rest of my life has been pretty unusual too. but who would buy a book? nobody reads books anymore.

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