LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

Playlist? I have no more mental energy for a playlist.

screaming in my head

LemmyKnowsBest,

If I saw that thing making soup for me, I’d run away.

LemmyKnowsBest,

K. I mean there are like three other seriously important things for my bare minimal survival that I’ve been procrastinating for weeks, but sure I’ll get right on that.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Ah Yes back in the days when pretty much everyone knew how to play a musical instrument.

This joke might be lost on modern people.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Is this the part we’re supposed to say “that’s enough internet for the day,” and promise we’re going to turn it off, or just become desensitized and keep reading more depraved nonsense?

LemmyKnowsBest,

This little piggy went to the market. This “your mama joke” went to far. This little piggy cried “wee wee wee” all the way home.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Wait, what? did someone predict the Henry Kissinger thing?

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s a whole movie? I thought all the Key & Peele sketches were just short sketches.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Tell everyone that we livk each other’s clits three times a day and show them our promise rings.

LemmyKnowsBest,

So you’re telling me lions and tigers built that tunnel and that natural bridge? okay.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The lawmakers have learned to keep all the fun stuff for themselves and prohibit anyone else from having it. It’S iLLeGaL unless you’re wealthy.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Jim Davis sure drew Garfield like a miserable schlub in the early years.

glad he transformed into slightly more adorable, a bit less schlubby over the years.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The 750 people who upvoted it need to come back and downvote it.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

okay but I think you misunderstood the assignment. He’s asking what are you doing BEFORE you start the car?

LemmyKnowsBest,

my college DSPS lab has this image on all its computer screens. I just saw it yesterday, it reminded me of this post, now I’m here to say it. Blah blah blah

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

That’s a movie I never knew existed. Jeez Robin Williams has made millions of movies.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Why is Wolverine concerned with Mermaid Ariel and Prince Eric kissing?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Thank you for explaining this. I will try this.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I have a desire for all these stupid posts to be deleted but I have no control over it.

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