LemmyKnowsBest

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twin girls named AL could be Pair AL o’ sisters

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thanks yeah and that was just a few months of my life, the rest of my life has been pretty unusual too. but who would buy a book? nobody reads books anymore.

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I am only 70% rating. And since July 2023 I’ve been trying to get into the VRE program but they are not very responsive. Many people apply, few are chosen.

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Maybe the menus are attached to the tablecloth with velcro.

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Wait a minute, why do you think it’s from 1992? Garfield is drawn in his old schlubby style from the olden days, and it even says “1978” underneath the second pane.

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I know but I’ve even asked the same question there. Why will nobody answer me about Garfield minus Garfield?

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Do you have to wear pasties all day every day to keep them from chafing?

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yeah I’m an adult and I feel exploited every time I go to work. All I want is money for food and basic survival and In order to get those pittance paychecks I have to jump through all their bullshit hoops and pretend like I actually want to be there every day. Although I make it clear to plenty of people that There are a million other places I’d rather be.

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“Fucking” is pounding penis into vagina, so I don’t think that’s something lesbians do.

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Dear number8,

It is with heavy heart I bring pen to paper for you today, as I must somberly announce the passing of our dear Aunt Florence. Prithee hasten henceforth to Lower Duck Pond Funeral Home as we gather December 8th for a Celebration of Life Well-Lived, and punch & cookies.

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Thanks. now you’ve made the 2,001st post about it.

like if everyone would just stop mentioning the Kardashians, then we wouldn’t have to hear about the Kardashians all the time.

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Hey I’m still a good catch. Because I never lied to you. I never told you I would die for you.

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😱 I don’t even know where I am anymore 😱

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No. Blockbuster was still stuck on VHS tapes.

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Don’t even need to attempt suicide, you just tell the doctor you’re THINKING about suicide and they will lock you up for a couple weeks vacation :-)

recommend getting your affairs in order before doing this though, otherwise you’ll start missing bill payments. pay all your bills a couple months in advance then enjoy psych ward vacation stress-free.

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If you could see the reality of what you just said, she was a hemiplegic in a wheelchair, she had bed sores, she is now cremated and sprinkled over her parents in a graveyard.

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panera grilled cheese are a bit more artisan than the above yellow food truck’s

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When I don’t feel satisfied with Lemmy I try to go back to Reddit too, but I was so mad at them a couple weeks ago I uninstalled their app and now when I tried to install the app, they give me a list of my former BANNED usernames as an “option” to log in but they offer no option to log in under any of my VALID usernames. (Yes I do have some accounts that haven’t been banned but they won’t let me login to my good ones.)

The only options they give me are to sign in with Google or a previous banned account. They clearly don’t want me there. which is probably a good thing because this evening I went to the gym instead of wasting time on this… What should we call it… discussion format?

Next smartphone I buy, which one do you recommend?

Things that make me angry about my current smartphone Samsung Galaxy S21Ultra on a Verizon plan is the mandatory software updates in which they install WITHOUT MY PERMISSION stupid apps like Netflix and addictive gambling games and stacking block games and Candy crush. God knows what else they install without my permission. I...

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Yup, I’m telling you, when I first got this phone, first thing I noticed was fucking candy crush et al, and immediately uninstalled all that junk. And every time it runs a software update, i kid you not, within a couple days I’m looking through my phone and I notice more shit they installed. Monopoly, Candy crush, block stacking games, I didn’t ask for any of this! delete delete delete.

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I pair my phone to my car’s Bluetooth. Google maps is what I use. You don’t need Android Auto for that.

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I’m just trying to avoid getting bloatware installed on my phone every time they run a mandatory software update. that was probably a Samsung thing and had nothing to do with Verizon but whatever the case,

It’s time to upgrade.

I’mma get starlink.

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