LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

I think they misspelled “teats.” Those little milker nipples.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey might as well die happy . VACATION woo!

LemmyKnowsBest,

And I’m not kidding when I say I literally read half of this comic then got distracted and went to do 10 other things in my phone and an hour later I came back and realized I hadn’t finished reading this comic yet. Continued reading and the plot kept changing.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah, way beyond logical. like it’s literally Thanksgiving Day and they are already gathered and they’re still debating on whether or not they’re going to participate in the gathering 🤦‍♀️

LemmyKnowsBest,

okay now do one where it’s the edge of a sofa.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

seriously. I had to come to the comments to figure out the answer to the original question: “What IS that?”

I’m leaning toward “It’s a sofa.”

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Don’t even need to attempt suicide, you just tell the doctor you’re THINKING about suicide and they will lock you up for a couple weeks vacation :-)

recommend getting your affairs in order before doing this though, otherwise you’ll start missing bill payments. pay all your bills a couple months in advance then enjoy psych ward vacation stress-free.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The 750 people who upvoted it need to come back and downvote it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

okay but the seven dwarves didn’t live in a cave. They worked in a cave, they were miners, mining for precious gems. They lived in a proper house. The house was pretty awesome.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Thanks. now you’ve made the 2,001st post about it.

like if everyone would just stop mentioning the Kardashians, then we wouldn’t have to hear about the Kardashians all the time.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If you could see the reality of what you just said, she was a hemiplegic in a wheelchair, she had bed sores, she is now cremated and sprinkled over her parents in a graveyard.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

aw c’mon, This cartoon is pretending that mortality can only strike one person at a time.

LemmyKnowsBest,

today I was in a Costco and they had one of those signs up near the employee break room. It said they’ve gone 7 days without an accident. Musta been hilarious the day they had to switch that back to zero.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah kind of like how even on Reddit we have to think twice before saying what’s REALLY on our minds

LemmyKnowsBest,

😱 I don’t even know where I am anymore 😱

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I’m going to screenshot this and repost this on Lemmy, doing my part to keep their content flowing, and doing my part to reduce pixels with every repost.

Oh wait. I’m clearly confused. I thought I was on Reddit. This is Lemmy. I’ve been double dipping the last couple days.

LemmyKnowsBest,

No. Blockbuster was still stuck on VHS tapes.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The lawmakers have learned to keep all the fun stuff for themselves and prohibit anyone else from having it. It’S iLLeGaL unless you’re wealthy.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

It’s about time. He’s been implicated in utilizing underage female brainwashed sex slaves. See this book for starters.

This review sums it up best:

The premise is that high-level government and corporate officers wishing to procure the services of prostitutes cannot do so without risk of blackmail or spies (witness Eliot Spitzer). To provide these executives with the sexual services they desire, an exclusive black market of “secure” sex workers has evolved. Security is ensured by recruiting very young girls into a rigorous, years-long program of grooming to ensure loyalty and discression. The training includes intimidation and destruction of the victim’s self-esteem through shocking acts of physical and sexual abuse. In a side note that unfortunately won’t surprise many of us, Taylor also describes her participation in child beauty pagents, like the ones made infamous by Jon Benet Ramsey, and explains the function of these pagents in the sex trade. As in underdeveloped nations, there appear to be American parents out there willing to sell their daughters into such a life. Taylor claims she was sold in this manner, and subsequently spent almost twenty years in the service of various elites.

Sorting it out:

That’s a lot of very alien information to take in all at once. It isn’t parody, but is it true? Maybe Ms Taylor is lying. Or maybe she’s mentally ill. Maybe these stories are part of some counterintellegence program (COINTELPRO), spreading exaggerated and untrue information to discredit these ideas (to make all of this look ridiculous), but in the process hiding or covering up a lone kernel of truth. …Or there is an outside chance that most, or maybe even all of this book occured exactly as stated.

If the contents are not true, I would be interested in knowing why the author has not been sued for libel by her parents, the Rockefeller family, Henry Kissinger, Bob Hope’s estate, or Niel Diamond. It doesn’t prove anything that she hasn’t been sued, but it does seem odd. Ms Taylor’s allegations of blatently criminal activity are very specific about the times, the activities, and the persons involved. The book has been in print for over ten years now, so there has certainly been enough time to assemble a lawsuit.

Honestly, I 'm not sure what to believe, but I’m not satisfied just passing it off like a big joke; I wouldn’t put anything past Kissinger or the Rockefellers.

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