LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

The punchline would be ruined if we called it flavor-aid ™️

LemmyKnowsBest,

Doubts. I live alone and have never received such a thing.

LemmyKnowsBest,

While this is giving me a chuckle, I can attest that I had to provide someone my passport and driver’s license today and they were looking at me in the eyes and talking to me And I did a transaction with them and I entered another brick and mortar store today and paid for goods and services and I really think I’m a real human.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I like banging

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Thank you. I will look for a tiny hidden emergency reset button that can only be accessed with a pin.

But it literally has no power at all. It won’t even charge.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I have kept it plugged in for days. It won’t even charge.

LemmyKnowsBest,

please tell me why people cut these bottles, what is their end objective with this craft?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

They are arrogant narcissists and they should not have driver’s licenses either. It was terrifying for me to be in the passenger seat of my ex-boyfriend. He was the definition of this kind of driver and he was always intoxicated too. I learned a lot about the mindset of shitty drivers on the road when I was in his passenger seat. Surprised I survived and surprised he is still alive.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ll take edging please, but can we replace the R in that acronym with “Really attractive men?”

LemmyKnowsBest,

One fly is sad because he wasn’t invited to the birthday party. Birthday boy has just released his balloon, did he release it accidentally or on purpose?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hitler’s mom was killed before giving birth to him in that other timeline in which berenstein/ain bears was spelled the other way, and in the timeline where Sinbad was in a movie called Shazam.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah that’s the one. I clearly remember seeing in the news that Mandela died corca 1989-1991.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Lenny Kravitz Are You Gonna Go My Way.

Edit: I thought you meant what song we have in our heads playing over and over again.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I hope you broke up with her immediately

LemmyKnowsBest,

woah the Beach boys had connections with Charles Manson too. what’s going on with the Beach boys?

LemmyKnowsBest,

too much lumbar support. not enough sitting area.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The first one is how you find your way to the second one.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m glad you came to some conclusion, I’m still trying to find a pattern in it. everything he said is true in a biased generalizing fallacy type of way. Even though he contradicted himself at least twice.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Clever. Imma remember to do this next time.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who’s always wearing roller skates

LemmyKnowsBest,

wanna see my ankles?

LemmyKnowsBest,

There are two things from the internet that I don’t know what they are and I will never look them up, I’m preserving some of my innocence.

  1. Lemon parties and
  2. Blue waffles.

I have no idea what either of those are and I don’t want to know.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I suppose there’s not much the public can do when the property sales happen in private and the only way anyone knows about it is after it’s already happened.

LemmyKnowsBest,

John Oliver

The Onion

Memes

Fediverse comments: I sort them out in my mind to distinguish truth from rubbish schizophrenics

LemmyKnowsBest,

Reframe your delivery. When we tell people not to do something, that’s the first thing they think of.

For example If I tell you not to think of an elephant, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind?

So here’s the solution: Redirect her to other things /activities so it takes her mind off of the bad thing she’s about to do.

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