LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s a camera that enforces photos.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s only an advertisement if you’re suddenly craving M&Ms and you cannot resist the urge to go out and buy M&M’s right now.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

So that means it’s okay to use the company laser cutter to print Pikachu memes as long as the final product is displayed at work.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Stanley cup craze. No, not the hockey Stanley Cup.

LemmyKnowsBest,

How embarrassing when you go to a furry gathering and everyone knows you bought yours at walmart.

LemmyKnowsBest,

OMG Skeletor has a purple Snuggie ™️

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s a good thing they were dinosaurs and not humans. A dinosaur knowing how to read and write and knowing what vowels are is pretty damn impressive.

But if a human had mistaken vows for vowels at his own wedding, there would be no end to the shame.

LemmyKnowsBest,

She is the ideal corporate supervisor for this generation.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Jesus and Christ are the same person so it would be more like masturbation

LemmyKnowsBest,

His deadpan monotone delivery. His ascerbic wit, constant roasting. Steady & intimidating And he never broke or laughed (that I’ve ever seen). A bit of a writing & comedic performance genius in my opinion.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Oh yeah I remember that now, Norm Macdonald was fired from Saturday night live “for not being funny,” and he found it odd when he was invited back a couple years later to give the opening monologue.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I don’t know why I’m subscribed to this community. I never understand any of your posts or comments.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Flat-earthers will lose their minds over this.

Round-earthers will think this is kinda dumb too.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Imagine having to finger your instrument every time you wanted it to play music.

~ The woodwinds group

oh… wait …

LemmyKnowsBest,

Exactly. normally when we think “immigrants” we think of the peniless illegal people who crawl under the fence or swim around it. No. The real enemy immigrants are the wealthies.

Especially the ones buying up all our real estate so houses sit empty and cost too much for anyone to live in them.

LemmyKnowsBest,

❤️Olive You ❤️

Can anyone else feel sensations in their brain?

Last time I checked there aren’t nerve endings in our brain, so it should be impossible to feel sensations in my brain. However, at random times during my life, like seeing the plot twist in Fight Club for example, I’ve felt feelings in my brain. I just felt it again now while doing some intense introspection, and I just...

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

are you immortal?

or a cat with 6 lives left?

LemmyKnowsBest,

People who rely on substance abuse to cope with stress are probably disqualified from being astronauts.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Curious how the 🍓s retained their rigid conical form when they should’ve been mushy slimy goop at this point

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

LemmyKnowsBest,

“Cloaca” would be more accurate than “butt” if they really wanna get technical

I might have felt the punchline of this comic more than any other, and I've been reading Dinosaur Comics for MANY years now (lemmy.world)

Alt text (which is actually, and always has been, the title text but we all just call it the alt text: “wipe questions about old star trek episodes from MY mind and there simply wouldn’t be anything left, and i would be as blank as Uhura was when her memory was wiped by Nomad, the space probe created by the collision of an...

LemmyKnowsBest,

I love how they casually stomp on log cabins and cars while deeply pontificating philosophical issues

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Title gore

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s all a matter of

Kerning

Keming

LemmyKnowsBest,

He thought he had religion nailed, but now he’s screwed.

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