LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s a good thing this is labeled not safe for work because my boss definitely would have fired me if he saw me looking at this.

LemmyKnowsBest,

How much did thetomska have to pay for all of those colorful checkmarks?

LemmyKnowsBest,

bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you’re doing it

LemmyKnowsBest,

[NSFC]

LemmyKnowsBest,

I like the way one of those pictures is of a slightly deformed dog. Figure THESE out, AI!

(No please don’t. We don’t want AI to figure out any more than it already has.)

LemmyKnowsBest,

Lady had an embarrassing moment and hopefully for her sake, the resolution was as hazy for the people around her as it is for us.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

LOL please remind me again why financial experts advise against paying for a house in one lump sum?

Interest is infuriating. Imagine paying $377 a month for 30 years just to pay off that last dollar you left off at the beginning🤦‍♀️

LemmyKnowsBest,

Woof!

LemmyKnowsBest,

And yeah quite lost cuz it turns out the only reason I saw this post was because I was browsing by “everything,” I thought I was browsing in my subscriptions. Am so lost.

LemmyKnowsBest,

oh yeah I love it when he cums on my eye creases & forehead

LemmyKnowsBest,

Even when I’m feeling miserable, I look back at that point of my life a year or two later and it seems absolutely magical.

In the moment I was living it, there were magical moments interspersed with long debilitating periods of nothingness which were the hard parts.

When we look back in retrospect, we remember the high points. The magical moments. we tend to forget the long boring dull moments or excruciating pain and effort required to earn the magical moments.

And that’s why we romanticize the past.

LemmyKnowsBest,

“We’ll take care of you - this was the stuff that Michael Jackson was on.”

“…wait what?”

Reminds me of that time in 1989 when I was a little girl, going under general anesthesia, the last thing the doctor asked me was “Do you like Bill Cosby?”

Yes read into it all you want. I do. This really happened.

LemmyKnowsBest,

of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.

I’m just gonna opt out of this entire post.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey I’m a woman but isn’t that a really tiny hole and how/why are people shoving things up there?!

LemmyKnowsBest,

maybe you should unsubscribe to anything that keeps filling up your front page with such things.

That’s what I do. I don’t see anything that I don’t want to see.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I don’t understand how Henry Kissinger was left to live peaceably and undisturbed his entire life when he was committing such atrocities for decades. Why were the masses not tar-and-feathering him and harassing him with a bounty on his head, trained assassins not pursuing him all these decades?

LemmyKnowsBest,

today I was in a Costco and they had one of those signs up near the employee break room. It said they’ve gone 7 days without an accident. Musta been hilarious the day they had to switch that back to zero.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah kind of like how even on Reddit we have to think twice before saying what’s REALLY on our minds

LemmyKnowsBest,

And I’m still not comfortable calling my fellow Lemmy people “Lemmings.”

up until this point in history, calling someone a lemming has kinda been an insult.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re not wrong. through much trial and error in the 1990s I learned this was the most efficient & accurate & chronologically searchable way to date things.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You stuff hors doeurves into your open wounds?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Carl Sagan meant well. He probably sent it to himself. Surely he’s received it by now.

Hey, where’s the one with the noodz?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Heck, I can throw a baseball that far. I’m glad NASA is watching out for us.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Will upvoting this post contribute to Satan’s list of our hell-worthy deeds?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

the satisfaction of the grind

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9ebfcd47-2a9c-4626-9d1c-d80b5b3355ea.webm

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