LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you’re doing it

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re a hero. I even remember watching this video a few weeks ago but I still can’t remember what he taught us the holes are for.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m glad you came to some conclusion, I’m still trying to find a pattern in it. everything he said is true in a biased generalizing fallacy type of way. Even though he contradicted himself at least twice.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I suppose there’s not much the public can do when the property sales happen in private and the only way anyone knows about it is after it’s already happened.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I understand somewhat why but it’s still creepy

What ARE the reasons why this is legal?

LemmyKnowsBest,

всё равно мне.

LemmyKnowsBest,

okay never mind the John Travolta picture but oh my gosh 1982, I never knew Nicholas Cage was kinda sorta handsome. Maybe he worked really hard with a photographer to get that shot.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Jesus and Christ are the same person so it would be more like masturbation

LemmyKnowsBest,

dammit you just ruined Batman for me. I swear I was gonna get around to watching it eventually.

LemmyKnowsBest,

sounds like northeastern United States. As soon as I had enough money I moved to the tropics. No more gloomy 6 months every year. I couldn’t bear it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If something costs hundreds of thousands of dollars, it’s also accurate to say it costs “thousands of dollars.”

LemmyKnowsBest,

There are two things from the internet that I don’t know what they are and I will never look them up, I’m preserving some of my innocence.

  1. Lemon parties and
  2. Blue waffles.

I have no idea what either of those are and I don’t want to know.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah OP seems to be posting all of the obscure ones that don’t make sense on purpose

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m a fitness queen. Am at the gym right now as a matter o’fact. We’re all born with marvelous bodies. Use it or lose it!

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m a heterosexual woman. So no.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

the years 2013 to 2016 we got particularly bad snowstorms a couple of those years, I guess it happens every year, neighborhoods seem to shut down when the snow plows don’t come through,

even the gyms were closed 😱 which was devastating to me at the time bc I couldn’t sit still and was always at the gym or running or biking when I wasn’t at work, and I couldn’t sit still,

so I was out there manually shoveling, My record was shoveling 13 hours in one day, I kid you not, an Epsom salt bath has never felt so good at the end of the day.

and while I was out there shoveling, one lady even asked me why I was doing that, I said because it’s exercise and it feels good and I’m clearing some spots which will be appreciated by at least a few people,

And I’m thinking in my mind

if everybody would come out here and do this, everybody shovel a few square feet of the street right in front of your own house, then we wouldn’t be snowed in. everybody would get amazing refreshing exercise, fresh air, community spirit & morale, and feel good and the streets would be clear in no time. Like ants can build huge sandmounds one grain of sand at a time, if we would just work together this wouldn’t be such a catastrophe.

But it doesn’t even occur to people that they could do that. Instead they sit around and do nothing and complain to the county about lack of snow plows, and they stay holed-up in their houses eating junk and getting fat. And when you’re fat and lazy, and you’ve clogged all your arteries with grease, that’s why you can’t shovel snow without breaking your back and getting a heart attack. That’s modern life.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The mind of a gambling addict is a sick sick mind. I’d like to think that if I came out 2000% richer, I would hold and walk away and be happy with that.

but gambling addicts come up with all these rationalizations like you mentioned. rationalizations that make them keep gambling No matter how much they’ve won or lost and they are never satisfied.

LemmyKnowsBest,

She is the ideal corporate supervisor for this generation.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The first one is how you find your way to the second one.

LemmyKnowsBest,

iT’S cALLeD ś̷̢̲̫̰ḵ̸̻̆̂̔͒̀̈́̀̃͝i̶̡͕̲̗̜̟̹͎͇̭̊̈͂̾̉̓̇͌͠͝ņ̶͙̺̱̗̳̑̾͐͜ċ̶̠a̶̢̢͈̭̖̦͜͠ͅr̴̘̙̖̥̩̊͌e̵̛̥͍͍͇̪̘̾̈́̓͛̈́̊͠͠

LemmyKnowsBest,

whoever that is seems to have peaked before 1993.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

How is it possible that slaves from the 1700s are on the internet posting to Twitter?

more impressive than the fact he claims to have survived capitalism slavery, We should be more impressed that he’s immortal and nearly 300 years old.

LemmyKnowsBest,

creepy hairless sphinx cat trapped in a sock.

I just wanted to verbalize that.

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