LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

OMG our usernames can be emojis??

LemmyKnowsBest,

I lived in South Korea for a while and I met a South Korean young lady who had learned English from an Australian teacher. This Korean girl had the most beautiful Australian accent with a hint of Korean. She was very talkative, Asian people get excited when they meet english-speakers so they can practice speaking English with us. So she talked a lot. It was a beautiful culture medley.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hmm I always thought über meant “very.” Oops.

LemmyKnowsBest,

He thought he had religion nailed, but now he’s screwed.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Screws genuinely are better fasteners than nails, though…

Oh so this cartoon depicts a prophet who helped someone upgrade to a more meaningful object of worship.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

the satisfaction of the grind

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9ebfcd47-2a9c-4626-9d1c-d80b5b3355ea.webm

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m surrounded by people everywhere I go and I’m still lonely. Might as well be out in the middle of nowhere. No difference.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Why stop there? If sanding things down makes performance more optimal, I’mma sand down every component in my vehicle.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Can’t taste anything when you’re instantly unconscious

LemmyKnowsBest,

what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

This gives the same vibes as “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay”.

Ok but why didn’t you mention those sweet airplanes?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I quoted the entire comment because sometimes the context of responses get lost the further down the comment chain they are.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Nice to see there are some military members who aren’t so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

LemmyKnowsBest,

IKR?! 😆

LemmyKnowsBest,

Cooking a family, you know you can go back and edit where you wrote that instead of adding an asterisk at the end of your essay.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

She sounds like a free spirit. Maybe she needs less micromanaging, because kids who feel oppressed will try to break out of it like punching through a paper bag.

She’d probably thrive with tons of freedom

but with strict consequences if she does something dangerous to hurt herself or others.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Reframe your delivery. When we tell people not to do something, that’s the first thing they think of.

For example If I tell you not to think of an elephant, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind?

So here’s the solution: Redirect her to other things /activities so it takes her mind off of the bad thing she’s about to do.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Mighty Heteromorphic Mollusk Rangers

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

OP lazily worded the question ambiguously.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I can only relate to the 4th pane 😻

LemmyKnowsBest,

He said what he meant and he meant what he said.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Will upvoting this post contribute to Satan’s list of our hell-worthy deeds?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Okay I’ll do it. It will be the naughtiest thing I’ve ever done because I’m pretty boring.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Sorry to disappoint you but I’m a woman so I can’t use the word “boring” as a verb like a man could.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

If my heart sees that, for the love of noodles, I pray you please put me back in the darkness.

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