LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn’t be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren’t happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m still down for it. Where do I sign up?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Exactly. It’s the lower enlisted people who haven’t been in as long and aren’t fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Is that what C++ developers look like? Creepy ocean-floor-dwelling mollusks?

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s all a matter of

Kerning

Keming

LemmyKnowsBest,

For the love of noodles, please tell us which is which

L?

Uppercase i?

That vertical bar thing like this? |

LemmyKnowsBest,

Dang it. I just made a similar comment just to find that you already did it 5 hours ago. Well I’m not deleting mine.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Thank you for explaining. This is a logical explanation and I will accept this one.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Okay, so can someone please give me an unbiased truth of who’s the good guy and who’s the bad guy between Israel and palestine? Every bit of news and meme and comment I see has opposing perspectives. What is the truth here?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Okay I’m out of the loop. Can someone please tell me what all thesehot dog posts are about?

LemmyKnowsBest,

So there’s really no reason for the hot dog thing right now? Everybody’s commenting with inside jokes and upvoting each other and I just don’t understand what’s going on.

LemmyKnowsBest,

When people run in circles

LemmyKnowsBest,

Okay but have you had your energy sucked from you by working for a corporation? That’s what we’re talking about here.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Carl Sagan meant well. He probably sent it to himself. Surely he’s received it by now.

Hey, where’s the one with the noodz?

I might have felt the punchline of this comic more than any other, and I've been reading Dinosaur Comics for MANY years now (lemmy.world)

Alt text (which is actually, and always has been, the title text but we all just call it the alt text: “wipe questions about old star trek episodes from MY mind and there simply wouldn’t be anything left, and i would be as blank as Uhura was when her memory was wiped by Nomad, the space probe created by the collision of an...

LemmyKnowsBest,

I love how they casually stomp on log cabins and cars while deeply pontificating philosophical issues

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

LemmyKnowsBest,

All right then, chemically and metabolically speaking, (this is hypothetical and I never have any intention of drinking rubbing alcohol or acetone), what is the maximum amount of these liquids a person could drink before it becomes dangerous?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ve never seen acetone that looks so much like french fries.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Heck, I can throw a baseball that far. I’m glad NASA is watching out for us.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Brilliant title. You put a song in my head.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Heehee. Someone please cross-post this to /c/FuckCars.

LemmyKnowsBest,

This woman tried so hard to stay with him till he died but she just couldn’t bear it any longer. Although she bailed from the old wrinkly prune before he died, implicitly breaking her contract, thankfully he still left her $5 million dollars and a 7 million house.

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