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MeatPilot

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MeatPilot,
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“Stabbed in the Eyes by Solar Rays”

Sounds like a good indie band name.

MeatPilot,
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They are going to send the dude with the valve on the back of his head to collect.

MeatPilot, (edited )
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You mean the Sanon the Dork Lard?

MeatPilot,
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“Someone’s been eating my porridge,” grunted the Papa bear.

“Someone’s been eating my porridge,” moaned the Mama bear.

“Someone’s been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!” cried the Baby bear in ecstasy.

MeatPilot, (edited )
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Perfect for when it’s time to take your suicide pills.

MeatPilot, (edited )
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Me lurking outside these posts and waiting for my moment to reply to someone else’s reply:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bec2fa60-7ba7-4a6e-bf82-98fa33aa0bce.jpeg

MeatPilot, (edited )
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Well he can go down all those chimneys in one night. Why not hers?

MeatPilot,
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Your sacrifice will be remembered…tracked, cookied, and geotagged.

MeatPilot,
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Would that classify me as a “kink”?

MeatPilot,
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What’s the copper to crack exchange rate currently?

MeatPilot,
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Narrator: And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small penis grew three sizes that day.

MeatPilot,
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Indeed, much easier to pick their mangled bodies off the street.

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