Mr_Fish

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Mr_Fish,

We’ve all realized that 2016 was our year. We already peaked.

Mr_Fish,

6 months later, all three cards have expired, so all three companies get $25 of free revenue, and no one really got anything for Christmas.

Gift cards are a fucking scam

Mr_Fish,

I smell a robot! Prove, prove, prove! Prove to me you’re not a robot! Look at these curvy letters. Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could ever read these. You look mortal, if ye be. You look and you type what you think you see! Is it an E or is it a 3? That’s up to ye. The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve devised a question no robot could ever answer. Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?”

Mr_Fish,

Also explains how such a big guy can climb down nonexistent chimneys. He uses quantum tunneling to get into all the houses.

Mr_Fish,

Stonehenge is infinitely more useful than a casino.

Mr_Fish,

Probably not even increased profits overall, specifically short-term profits.

Mr_Fish,

This image is making me uncomfortable. His legs make him look like he’s facing left, but his arms and neck look like he’s facing right.

Is it his knees or back that’s broken

Mr_Fish,

Because everyone knows 90% of the manufacturing cost of a car is bending the bodywork panels.

Mr_Fish,

“It’s hot, and it’s ready”

“Is it goo-”

I said it is HOT, and it is READY

Mr_Fish,

Are you saying “some republican voters are good people” or “some republican politicians are good people”?

For the first one, that’s probably true but irrelevant. I think most republican voters are trying to do good with their vote, but they’ve got so caught up in Republican fascism that they honestly think voting red is good.

For the second one, I highly doubt it. They don’t have the cult behavior excuse, so at best, they’re completely selfish, enough to put their job security over the lives of others.

Mr_Fish,

As a programmer, I will very mildly defend VW here. Not at all defending the payment structure (that’s shit and has no excuse other than rent seeking), but the person who had to tell the police they needed to pay likely didn’t have an override button. Something like this just isn’t an edge case that you often think of in development, so not having the option of getting that data out for free is reasonable if this is the first incident.

Mr_Fish,

makes no difference

Not true, there’s a lot of differences between a car and a ute/suv. The high, square bonnet of a ute both makes it harder to see pedestrians and makes it much worse when they do hit. Cars are designed to hit people on the lower legs and toss them onto the bonnet, while utes hit people on the upper body and knock them over so they end up underneath a moving vehicle.

Cars aren’t great, but they’re so much better than utes and suvs.

Mr_Fish,

We are sufficiently deadly that in order for something to pose a credible threat to us, we have to make it up and give it powers that don’t exist in reality. And even then, most of the time, we still win.

This is false. We already pose a very real, credible threat to us.

Mr_Fish,

Lemmy is a community hosted system, and a lot of the user base came here after leaving other platforms (mostly reddit) because of the owners making it worse and worse trying to copy other platforms like tiktok.

And you’re wondering why everyone here has problems with capitalism.

That’s not even mentioning the other huge problems with capitalism.

Mr_Fish,

Why not automate stuff? Do enough janky shit with excel functions and macros so you get everything you need from copying data into a worksheet.

Mr_Fish,

Everyone needs to stop harping on about this

Mr_Fish,

I’m not worried. I already know they’re enjoying the lotr extended edition marathon. Who doesn’t?

Mr_Fish,

Definitely fallen order for me, not quite as much survivor. There was something terrifying about “oh shit Vader is here? And he just casually tossed Cere? And now we’re fighting him? Wait, where’s his health bar?” And then you just get crushed.

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