Norgur

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Norgur,

No, we just sell lemonade
But it’s cold and it's fresh, and it’s all home-made.
Can I get you a glass?

Norgur,

It's not authentic without a "grease that is just a tad too old" component though

Norgur,

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

Norgur,

Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don't they?

Norgur,

Yet, Temperature is not a nonlinear star-rating by IGN, is it?

Norgur,

Any specific Youth jargon is only ever in fashion for one age-group at a time, so not knowing that doesn't make you old. When I left highschool, I didn't understand the freshman's jargon already.

Norgur,

MTV has been all over those "reality" shows and candidate shows since at least the late 90s though.

Hey, I'm Bam Magera and this is Jackass Roomraiders where Xibit builds flat screens into your entire house for no reason after we had a hot girl go through all your embarrassing shit while you waited in a car of some kind outside watching together with your adversaries who go absolutely apeshit about anything that happens, also UV sperm detection light.
NEXT

Norgur,

Yeah. Just take shit. If society can't take care of those in need, the needy cannot be blamed for taking matters into their own hands.

Norgur,

No, it does not "check itself". You mixed up "completely random guesses" and stochastically calculated guesses... ChatGPT has.an obscenely large corpus of training data that was further refined by a blatant disregard for copyright and tons and tons of exploited workers in low wage countries, right?

So imagine the topic "setup Wordpress". ChatGPT has just about every article indexed that's on the internet about this. Word for word. So it's able to assign a number to each word and calculate the probability of each word following every other word it scanned. Since WordPress follows a very clear pattern as to how it's set up, those probabilities will be very clear cut.
The details the user entered can be stitched in because ChatGPT can very easily detect variables given the huge amount of data. Imagine a CREATE USER MySQL command. ChatGPTs sources will be almost identical up until it comes to the username which suddenly leads to a drop on certainty regarding the next Word. So there's your variable. Now stitch in the word the user typed after the word "User" and bobs your uncle.

ChatGPT can "write programs" because programming (just as human language) follows clear patterns that become pretty distinct if the amount of data you analyze becomes large enough.

ChatGPT does not check anything it spurts out. It just generates a word and calculates which word is most likely to follow that one.

It only knows which sources of it's training data it should xluse because those were sorted and categorized by humans slaving away in Africa and Asia, doing all the categories by hand.

Norgur,

The pwnage is unending. Imagine being a baby made by a man and a woman! Embarrassing!

Norgur,

How do you know the buttons don't trigger relais or the like which then actually unhook the wires?

Norgur,

I get it

Norgur, (edited )

My 16 day old son has shown me how weirdly babies tun into middle aged men when you sit them up and their head sinks towards the shoulders. This young fellow there is another example of that.

Norgur,

Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?

Norgur,

So... is she sending the dick into the friend zone? Or is she saying that the dick is effectively a friend zone and she wants to use it more? Or is she saying that everyone in her friend zone goes on his dick? Or should he put anyone in his friend zone on his dick? I'm confused.

Norgur,

Well ackchuwally the comic didn't say that this lump of coal was dating another lump of coal. It says carbon dating, you intolerant bigot! Let coal date whom coal wants to date! Freedom for inter-carbon relationships!

Norgur,

It's all soothing until Scarlet Fire starts blaring through some cheap earpods

Norgur,

You have already rewatched VOY, DS9 and TNG more than seven times, right?

Norgur,

I vividly remember when a friend of mine who runs a small graphic design studio was sent an archive file macOS couldn't open natively and asked me for help. Never having used a Mac and without any clue as to which tools the stupid app shop (which was rather new at the time) held, I couldn't for the life.of me get the blasted thing to obey me, until I found a terminal. I then installed build utils and compiled the frickin' unpacker I needed myself since it only had Linux binaries. Worked like a charm.

Norgur,

Or Windows Server for the pretentious rich kid clouds where nobody has the slightest clue but enough money to throw at the problem.

Norgur,

It's a little naive to think that this was an incentive to use Linux for ppl in the first place.

Norgur,

Dude! You're doing it all wrong! Colorado TOADS are hallucinogenic, not bullfrogs! Stop slabberinf the poor insect-munchi-boiis!

Norgur, (edited )

Well, sometimes, lackluster adoption of modern technology is a boon. We must make sure.that they never discover the goon-for-hire corners of the interwebs.

Norgur,

Well, let's see how tue whole IT world weasels out of this one.

Norgur,

This answer confuses me. The message on that pop up is "buy YouTube premium, so you won't be stuck in our ad supported model" and now we're ranting that they need to find another model to finance themselves? Isn't YouTube premium exactly that?

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