OldManBOMBIN

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OldManBOMBIN,

O.k.

OldManBOMBIN,

Did you invent the word home? No? So you don’t get to decide how to pronounce it.

OldManBOMBIN,

Yeah, from a gyrating genie named George.

OldManBOMBIN,

Strange that I never got a notification for this. Hm.

I’ve always pronounced it that way for whatever reason, and when I learned that was the correct way I was very high and mighty, lol

OldManBOMBIN, (edited )

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a7c63c5-11e4-49cc-9a7b-c36875d967b8.png

My giant giraffe agrees.

If you’re still unconvinced, say “G”

The letter starts with the J sound.

Checkmate atheists.

OldManBOMBIN,

Now you’re just getting crazy

OldManBOMBIN,

I’d say just barely north of average, but quickly declining.

OldManBOMBIN,

🤣🤣🤣🤣

OldManBOMBIN, (edited )

Rent a tuxedo and a limousine; tell her you’re taking her out for a nice night, and do so - dinner at a nice restaurant with drinks and all that. Candles and shit. Before dessert comes, get down on one knee. Look her in the eyes and tell her how much she means to you - how you’ll always love and cherish her. Reach into your pocket, and pull out a Venus. Maintain eye contact. Then pop the question.

OldManBOMBIN,

This is plausible; although, I haven’t done adequate research on the subject as of this moment in time.

OldManBOMBIN,

If you rearrange “Oreo” you get “oreO”

OldManBOMBIN,

An Adventure Time email

OldManBOMBIN,

My pappaw would probably say it’s so their head doesn’t get stuck in the pickle jar or something. Classic Pappaw.

OldManBOMBIN,

Oooook gotcha gotcha gotcha. I understand completely.

Damn, I gotta get into bloom county.

OldManBOMBIN,

Once you said diagetic, I knew just what you meant. Music that exists within the realm of the comic that has been “recreated” in our world? Excellent.

OldManBOMBIN,

youtu.be/cVszbvklXaQ

OldManBOMBIN,

I’d agree with you, but we already have ‘lunatic’ for that, lol

OldManBOMBIN,

Isn’t it loon?

OldManBOMBIN,

Damn, I got banned for a week for fake spoiling a show that’s already off-air and I’ve been missing making these stupid comments.

Also I gotta get into late-night diners.

OldManBOMBIN,

Damn, I gotta get off this island of misfits

OldManBOMBIN,

Here ya go: youtu.be/3tw2P65wv5E

If reality wasn't wholly rational, could one ever come to terms with it, or would one rationalize it instead?

Also how would one come to recognize reality’s irrationality anyway? By which I should clarify, when I say reality I mean the whole of existence, beyond everyday society which is a mush of reason, emotion, and ambiguous causation. In turn, when I’m talking about irrationality, I don’t mean emotionality or ambiguous...

OldManBOMBIN,

I agree with this guy. There would be a percentage that would go “Oh, ok. That’s weird,” and accept it, and there would be some who build a bigger microscope or a smaller rover or something.

I’d be in the second group. I have massive hands and a lot of glass laying around.

OldManBOMBIN,

Damn, I gotta get in shape

OldManBOMBIN,

The hero we didn’t want but needed (in this particular hypothetical situation)

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