Rent a tuxedo and a limousine; tell her you’re taking her out for a nice night, and do so - dinner at a nice restaurant with drinks and all that. Candles and shit. Before dessert comes, get down on one knee. Look her in the eyes and tell her how much she means to you - how you’ll always love and cherish her. Reach into your pocket, and pull out a Venus. Maintain eye contact. Then pop the question.
More often than not, the best way to hide is to simply blend in with the crowds – this also encompasses one’s choice for a username. It is relatively simple to make a single throwaway account – just come up with a username, and off you go – however, if one makes throwaway accounts often, the task of thinking of a unique,...
I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?
Polish squirrels have straight ears.
Aliens decide to communicate with us (lemmy.ca)
Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Gaston Glock has died (lemmy.world)
A warrior must dress appropriately (i.imgflip.com)
It's canon now. And so is a certain image format. (lemmy.world)
18+ How do i politely ask her to shave?
Funny suggestions only
Would a perfectly flat, tight sail on a boat be more efficient than a sail like we all know?
Okay hear me out and this may sound like the ramblings of a lune but i just thought the following....
Interspecies dating isn't without its challenges. (startrek.website)
Now that it's December, you'll want to circulate this special PSA around your ship. Can't be too careful. (startrek.website)
Blind date? (startrek.website)
Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order. (lemmy.world)
Select all squares with Jedi Masters (feddit.de)
What should be used for anonymous usernames?
More often than not, the best way to hide is to simply blend in with the crowds – this also encompasses one’s choice for a username. It is relatively simple to make a single throwaway account – just come up with a username, and off you go – however, if one makes throwaway accounts often, the task of thinking of a unique,...
I heard we were posting pictures of Mudd now. (startrek.website)
I love DS9 (startrek.website)
My PC is hacked
I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?
Astounded that this isn't a real line (startrek.website)
Sparkly too? (pixelfed.social)
The harsh truth (startrek.website)
The whovians didnt like this. May the Earl Grey be with you, Allons-y Harry! (startrek.website)
I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess (startrek.website)