OneWomanCreamTeam

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OneWomanCreamTeam,

The right has been used, and steadily intensifying stochastic terrorism for a while now. You’re right, it’s not a strategy for a military takeover of the US. It’s just one step in the political takeover.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Wait, rather than a quick squirt on your ass. You instead fill an entire bathtub so you can drag your shit-covered ass in there and soak in your own feces?

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Oops, I dropped my Jurassic condom that I use for my TYRANNOSAURUS dong

OneWomanCreamTeam,

They got two things right: Science can be wrong sometimes. And you should Google petrified wood (it’s really pretty).

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I think my favorite is “cat ears on side” . It’s a shame you rarely see cat girls/boys drawn like that.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn’t Grey and I can’t have children.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I really genuinely enjoyed learning to get better at super smash bros. But then I fell into the awkward zone described in a meme. It sucks.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I’ve definitely spilled my guts to a number of internet strangers. It’s nice to not have repercussions for my crazy.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Yes, because I like eating and having a roof over my head.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I get that they’re implying mom is like a camgirl, or only fans model, or something. But fuck, there’s so many jobs “webcam and a laptop” could be.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Holy shit, can someone please get me to Finland?

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I gotta say, if some chud pulled a gun on my kid like this, I would get real protective real quick.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I feel pretty neutral about it. It seems like a pretty harmless approach to faith.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

A good nature documentary can definitely make me cry my eyes out over a poor little plant dying.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I’ve been watching Next Gen with my partner, then switching to I love Lucy when she falls asleep (so she doesn’t miss anything) every night for the past couple of weeks. I’ve gotta say, I hope these I Trek Lucy memes keep coming.

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OneWomanCreamTeam,

Honestly just tie it to some repetitie game. Think Skilling in RuneScape. All they really need is a number that goes up, and the occasional firework.

Throw in skins for your pickaxe or whatever and you’re golden. People will get so buff, going for the sparkly anime-girl skin, you have no idea.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I mean, phones are already designed to be obsolete pretty quickly to keep you buying more often. Longevity isn’t really a high priority in modern phone design.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Ah yes, the competitions currently banning trans women definitely have a positive bias towards them.

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