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OpenStars,
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Flint, MI would like to have a word with you…

OpenStars, (edited )
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But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

OpenStars,
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This sounds like something a dog-hater would say:-P.

Okay everybody, at 3pm this afternoon, let’s all celebrate [BS] by not taking our dogs to the park, down at XYZ street on the corner of 5th. If it is too late to change your plans, you can still memorialize this holiday by remaining in the southwest corner of the park and never venturing into the northeast portion. Who is with me huh!? :-P

OpenStars,
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So glad someone tried it - for science! :-P

OpenStars,
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Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

OpenStars,
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^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

OpenStars,
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Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

OpenStars,
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You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)

OpenStars,
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Which demon did I just summon to this earthly plane by watching this? Ah well, it’ll have to fight the ones already here for dominance, so I’m sure it will be fine. :-P

OpenStars,
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Bold of you to think that it is you that is manipulating your cat, instead of the other way around:-D.

OpenStars,
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Hrm, that is how I pictured it, but now that we are examining the situation more deeply, perhaps it might go Cat -> Media -> Toy -> You? :-P

OpenStars,
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Oh, whoops - but I’m not going to edit that, just leave that little gem in there to find, when aliens discover the earth millennia from now and ask themselves “what were ancient humans like, on this in-ter-net thingie?”:-P.

OpenStars,
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Next study: overturns results of previous study, under different conditions.

Next study: reaffirms results of first study, and finds that the authors of the second study are dumbasses.

Next study: no u r, but what am I?

Fortunately, despite being done by flawed human beings, science usually manages to finds its way to Truth in the end regardless, it’s really quite astonishing how well that works.

OpenStars,
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I mean… I might tho, if I felt like it, as a means to support the creation of new shows:-D

OpenStars,
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Reddit will teach you for free…

Discord will even throw in doxxing.

I doubt anything compares to X though, especially for sheer volume:-P.

OpenStars,
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Not true!

In this image the ask takes up only half the page. You need to have a non-consensual video taking up the top half while the cookie ask takes up the bottom half, and then on top of both the subscription ask takes up the whole page.

It’s cook-ception.

OpenStars,
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Ironically the guy tossed overboard might have the best chance of survival, if he swims away before the entire boat goes down (possibly that depends on if that was the only lifeboat:-). Anyway I don’t know if that level of Meta-irony was meant to be present in the comic or if I added it, but either way I’m loving it!:-P

OpenStars,
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So you are joining Reddit then? :-P 🚄

OpenStars,
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Thank your lucky stars for that - that old dude has seen some sh!t, and that kitten is the only thing tying the thin thread of his sanity to this world… :-P

OpenStars,
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That gaze penetrates deep into your soul… and then the one behind that, and the one after that, and the one after that…:-P

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This reads so much worse when you realize that the distraction is the point.

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