PeterPoopshit

@PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world

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PeterPoopshit, (edited )

Having sex with women is considered gay in 2024. Since it’s gay either way, you might as well go for the bussy.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

We are totally screwed because now they’re going to put these in cheap laptops and peddle them to the elderly and the non-technically inclined who don’t know any better. Then, us tech people have to deal with “why is my Windows 11 pentium 3 pc so goddamned slow”

PeterPoopshit,

It’s not gay if you say “no homo” so just keep that in mind.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

What are you going to do if people refuse to stop cumming? I’m even rubbing one out to this post just for good measure.

PeterPoopshit,

In my area it’s more like 13/12ths

PeterPoopshit,

Single moon theory is a lie. Earth has 4 moons. Only 1 of them is visible at a time because of orbits.

PeterPoopshit,

This is the quality content I subscribe for

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

The difference is that with Linux, it’s possible to become smart enough to fix all the issues. Windows is designed in such a way that there usually isn’t a way to fix its problems to avoid format and reinstalls no matter how much you know.

PeterPoopshit,

My new years resolution is to spread the good word of Arch Linux and tell everyone how great it is.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

Wow I can’t wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

archinstall is actually good now though I’ve used it

PeterPoopshit,

Femboy cum

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

Water is made out of grape juice. The only reason water appears clear sometimes is because someone keeps putting clear food coloring into the grape juice.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

If you make 90% the area of your city dedicated to roads leaving only 10% buildings, you can barely just get traffic under control trust me. Just like in real life.

PeterPoopshit,

I use Arch btw

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

B all the way. I’ll use my real estate and no taxes to figure out a way to make a fuck ton of $400/month apartments like it’s 1990 to help the less fortunate/average person. I’ll then use the no taxes to hopefully refine my business model to the point of making my affordable apartment business more widespread across the entire country and just keep expanding until I get either assassinated or receive a Nobel Prize.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

I would opt for the crossbow, machete and axe then use those to commendeer better equipment. Specifically that choice of weapons because axe is useful for chopping trees, machete is a weapon that doesn’t require ammo and it’s a lot easier to make crossbow arrows than bullets. Also take the night vision goggles in the off chance they’re the super high tech kind and not the ir lighting based kind because you’ll never just “find” one of those otherwise. Then use that stuff to basically steal everything on this list and more.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

Yep, posting something like this on lemmy.ml will get you banned for “trolling”. I tried to start a community similar to lemmy shitpost during that initial reddit flee and gave up after getting banned for trolling.

PeterPoopshit,

I just use systemctl because I know how to use it and know all the ins and outs of any bullshit I might encounter. No way I’m switching. I like not being stumped on issues I can’t fix for weeks.

PeterPoopshit,

A home server is less expensive than YouTube Red. Download all their videos and periodically purchase new hard drives instead of giving YouTube a cent. Monthly fees are eating people alive. We have to be fighting back.

New anti-VPN measures at BBC

Today, for the first time, I couldn’t use iplayer. As usual, I switched country to UK, cleared browsing data, deleted everything from temp app data file before going there. Was using Firefox. Tried same procedure with Epic browser. Same result. Chatted with Nord support. They wanted screenshots of results from dnsleaktest dot...

PeterPoopshit,

If rich people and corporations are going to fuck the internet so hard it’s unusable, we should make a new internet. One with blackjack and hookers.

PeterPoopshit,

Every time I’ve ever owned a non gpu laptop, it’s like I’ve always had to bring along either another laptop or a gaming console when on longer term trips or temporary moves. I don’t care that gaming laptops are 0.2 inches thicker which somehow makes them 100% impractical to most people. I’d rather only have to bring 1 device with me.

PeterPoopshit,

Once you’ve used your ass to cause each of the 4 situations to happen, you receive god powers.

[Rant] I swear to fucking god. Windows is harder to use than Linux. Have any of you ever USED Windows lately? Holy fuck.

I’m helping a family member build a pc. He wanted to use Windows because “Linux can’t play games” despite me having a perfectly good gaming laptop running Linux that runs all my games, even graphically intensive ones....

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