Rodeo

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Rodeo,

The anti cheat in league is literally a rootkit.

When it came out there was an outcry and their statement was basically “okay okay, so its a rootkit. But guys, you can trust us! We’re totally not going to do anything nefarious with it!”

I can’t believe people still play that shit.

Rodeo,

Did they actually issue a subpoena though, or did they just send some emails saying “give pls”.

A subpoena is a legal document and thus there are rules that go along with it. But an email asking to be given something is not a subpoena.

Rodeo,

How did you go from dating to contract law lmao

Rodeo,

The person who chained him to the wall asks “And how do you interpret this situation?” He replies “it sucks.”

Rodeo,

I can’t find it now, but there is an Existential Comic that addresses this attitude perfectly. The philosopher is talking about how he always has some form of freedom, so he gets chained to a wall in a dungeon, and then he says “at least I still have the freedom to interpret my situation!”

Rodeo,

“I bathe once a month, whether I need it or not.”

– Queen Victoria

The queen herself only bathed 12 times a year.

Rodeo,

Seems more like a description of the author than a particular book.

Rodeo,

You were foolish to have ever given it up in the first place.

Rodeo,

You’re gonna need a bigger load arm. The pyramid is way more than a meter across.

Rodeo,

Pickled anything is shit. That disgusting vinegar stench makes me retch.

Rodeo,

One, I don’t believe it has to be that way. With enough taxes on the wealthy, regulation on commerce, and social programs for the poor, I think a system of fairness can be achieved.

Two, I don’t believe that communism of any form result in a sense of fairness for anyone. I believe most humans have an innate desire to work to improve their lives, and I don’t believe communism offers the same freedom and opportunities for self improvement through honest work that can be offered by tightly regulated capitalism in combination with strong social programs.

Rodeo,

I do too, except it’s billionaires instead of capitalism.

I believe in capitalism, it just needs to be very tightly controlled and heavily skewed in favor of the disadvantaged to keep it fair.

Rodeo,

Man I knew it was a bad idea to engage with the tankies.

Since you completely missed to part about capitalism being combined with socialism to take advantages away from the rich and give them to others, I’ll say it again: I’m talking about tightly regulated capitalism with strong socialist policies.

Your description of capitalism here is the furthest fucking thing from what I’m talking about.

Socialism (in my perspective as an anarchist) seeks to allow people to live their lives with the maximal amount of freedom, self determination, and autonomy possible.

That’s hilarious because that exactly what capitalists say about capitalism.

Rodeo,

Are haploid forms really considered complete? They literally have half the genetic material, don’t they? So you could say they are half as human.

Rodeo,

Why is that your sole data point here? What about amount of sex in general?

Men have less sex in general and do it less frequently, so by that metric men are the underdogs.

Rodeo,

It doesn’t matter how tactful you are, somebody will call you a creep for it.

Rodeo, (edited )

Here’s a real one from that same person. “Best yoga poses to fart”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVZekOUPLcA

Art imitates life, they say.

Rodeo,

You forgot the part where they get the Big Sad for killing people and so we should all feel sorry for the killers.

Rodeo,

Is that Keanu on the right? And Forrest Gump on the left? What is this picture lol

Rodeo,

You’re definitely going to run into a size limit before you hit the weight limit with something that light and bulky.

Better math would be to measure the dimensions of a case and count how many cases fit on a standard 3’ x 4’ pallet stacked eight feet high.

Rodeo,

I swear every one of these comics is like that. ADHDinos is the king of low effort jokes.

Rodeo,

I’m sure it must be a very Midwestern thing, because I’ve never heard it real life, but I’ve seen plenty of media where they use the word.

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