Rolando

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Rolando,

how about: *berr*

Rolando,

It’s okay for things to be over.

False. Mediocre content still sells, and it is literally illegal for the company to not produce profit for the shareholders.

Rolando,

Oh yeah, I agree!

Rolando,

FACT: gold is formed in the extreme heat of stars

FACT: Hell is known for its extreme heat

THEREFORE: gold is likely extremely common in Hell. The Devil was offering a worthless prize.

Rolando,

Most folk’ll never lose a toe

But then again, some folk’ll…

Rolando,

Well, they all have the same expression on their faces, probably because there’s only one way to feel when you’re chained up and made to sit on the floor while someone takes your picture.

Rolando,

I have a programming joke but I don’t know if it ends.

Rolando,

It’s not a meme, it’s more like a national anthem.

Rolando,

Resolved: all the world should emulate Shaggy.

Rolando,

Daphne looks better like that!

Rolando,

Key and Peele: That One Friend who Makes Everything Awkward.

Rolando,

before Google exploited the popularity

A classic example of enshittification stage 1 and 2, for those unfamiliar with the term.

Rolando,

aaah! hm… do you happen to know if it’s possible for the server admin to change the owner of a community?

Rolando,

Wait, if a creator deletes their account, then their communities are deleted?

That’s kind of alarming for communities with absent mods. They could come back at any time just to leave.

Rolando,

You’re only making it worse for yourself!

Rolando,

They’re all a bunch of peckers.

Rolando,

I read in this book that there’s a restaurant just before that happens where you can bounce back and forth between the death of the universe and the hours before it. So that sounds cool.

Rolando,

Now who says romance is dead?!?

Rolando,

I think it depends on the prior history.

This is a GOOD idea if he frequently told her “I’d give you my last dollar.”

This is a BAD idea if his catch-phrase is “they’re cheaper than a 10 dollar ho.”

Rolando,

I thought the knees were Amogus-heads.

Rolando,

Yeah, when I watch sports events from other countries it’s interesting to see the commercials, even if I don’t speak the language. It’s when I have to watch 20 minutes of the same commercials every hour that it gets bad.

Rolando,

As I recall, back in the late 90s there was a story in the Wall Street Journal about a man who loved receiving email spam. After a long day’s work he would go home and relax by looking through his email spam and order things.

Some people are just like that.

Rolando,

I don’t do bleach or fabric softener, but I will use a garment bag for a style of t-shirts that I like but that fall apart otherwise.

Rolando,

I love the smug entitled face on the shirt in the first panel.

Rolando,

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