Rolando

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Rolando,

Show up with a box of donuts.

“Hey, look what I got for us to eat while looking at that tape!”

“Oh, I don’t think those donuts will last more than ten minutes here!”

“No problem, I know a way that won’t take that long…”

Rolando,

the earth being subsumed for raw materials along with all native life.

Oh, I get it… we’re going to blame AI for that. It wasn’t us who trashed the planet, it was AI!

Rolando,

Yep, that’s it.

Rolando,

That’s awesome, have you ever read Peter Watts’ Echopraxia? I read the synopsis and keep meaning to get a copy. Same with Greg Egan’s Diaspora.

Rolando,

There’s always the possibility of nuclear winter…

Rolando,

OK, I always wanted to try to make a meme, let’s see how long it takes me…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf6b85c9-02b2-4824-bb3d-58fb51e5ae44.png

oh man over 20 minutes. but in my defense I wasted time trying to do it on Gimp before I switched to a hacky approach. comment OP is right, I gotta optimize my workflow too.

Rolando,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pool_hustler

Rolando,

There should be a bonus panel showing a couple space whales saying “At last! Someone speaks our language!”

Rolando,

A man walking by loudly said “oh my gosh” when this happened.

Why did he say “gosh” instead of “God”? Just another example of atheist liberals persecuting Christians. (shakes head). /s

Rolando,

If Grampa deserves to go to heaven, then he will be smiling.

If Grampa deserves to go to hell, then he will be screaming.

Rolando,

"“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”

Rolando,

False. The connecting rods were found to be part of a reactionary conspiracy, and were purged from the image.

Rolando,

“Meesa no the father”

Rolando,

Give the bugs all your personal information. Then they’ll look at you like that.

Rolando,

The Eternal Reward, that is.

Rolando,

I suspect that in 2123 they’ll say the same thing about the internet of the past 25 years.

Rolando,

Was wondering the same. My guesses, clockwise from the top:

  • milk
  • tea?
  • meat
  • chocolate
  • salt?
  • bacon?
  • sugarcubes
  • cheese
  • butter
Rolando,

Gonna tell my kids this was how we survived COVID.

Rolando, (edited )

The Wokemen.

(but who woke the Wokemen?)

Edit: now that I think about it, they probably just used a “woke agenda”.

Rolando,

More importantly, is this a generic straw man or an artisinal straw man?

Rolando,

Can you convert that to Unix time? (seconds since Jan 1 1970).

Rolando,

FWIW the number of Active Users on Lemmy + KBin has levelled off recently: fedidb.org/current-events/threadiverse(i.e. maybe we’ve stopped losing users from the summer influx? Or maybe lurkers are now commenting more?)

Rolando,

No, should be an infinite number, right? (Each wolf has two wolves, each of which has two wolves etc.)

Rolando,

I bet a crow would know what to do with that information.

Rolando,

Yossarian had everything he wanted in the hospital. The food wasn’t too bad, and his meals were brought to him in bed. There were extra rations of fresh meat, and during the hot part of the afternoon he and the others were served chilled fruit juice or chilled chocolate milk. Apart from the doctors and the nurses, no one ever disturbed him. For a little while in the morning he had to censor letters, but he was free after that to spend the rest of each day lying around idly with a clear conscience. He was comfortable in the hospital, and it was easy to stay on because he always ran a temperature of 101. He was even more comfortable than Dunbar, who had to keep falling down on his face in order to get his meals brought to him in bed.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch-22

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