Rolando

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Rolando,

A man walking by loudly said “oh my gosh” when this happened.

Why did he say “gosh” instead of “God”? Just another example of atheist liberals persecuting Christians. (shakes head). /s

Rolando,

If Grampa deserves to go to heaven, then he will be smiling.

If Grampa deserves to go to hell, then he will be screaming.

Rolando,

Was wondering the same. My guesses, clockwise from the top:

  • milk
  • tea?
  • meat
  • chocolate
  • salt?
  • bacon?
  • sugarcubes
  • cheese
  • butter
Rolando,

"“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”

Rolando,

Gonna tell my kids this was how we survived COVID.

Rolando,

The Eternal Reward, that is.

Rolando,

There’s always the possibility of nuclear winter…

Rolando,

Show up with a box of donuts.

“Hey, look what I got for us to eat while looking at that tape!”

“Oh, I don’t think those donuts will last more than ten minutes here!”

“No problem, I know a way that won’t take that long…”

Rolando,

More importantly, is this a generic straw man or an artisinal straw man?

Rolando, (edited )

The Wokemen.

(but who woke the Wokemen?)

Edit: now that I think about it, they probably just used a “woke agenda”.

Rolando,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pool_hustler

Rolando,

There should be a bonus panel showing a couple space whales saying “At last! Someone speaks our language!”

Rolando,

FWIW the number of Active Users on Lemmy + KBin has levelled off recently: fedidb.org/current-events/threadiverse(i.e. maybe we’ve stopped losing users from the summer influx? Or maybe lurkers are now commenting more?)

Rolando,

Day 68. @empireOfLove still hasn’t replied to the “deez nutz” joke I replied with on c/memes. Morale is low and despair is welling but a tiny sliver of hope remains. Will today be the day that @empireOfLove comes through?

Rolando,

the earth being subsumed for raw materials along with all native life.

Oh, I get it… we’re going to blame AI for that. It wasn’t us who trashed the planet, it was AI!

Rolando,

Yep, that’s it.

Rolando,

That’s awesome, have you ever read Peter Watts’ Echopraxia? I read the synopsis and keep meaning to get a copy. Same with Greg Egan’s Diaspora.

Rolando,

I suspect that in 2123 they’ll say the same thing about the internet of the past 25 years.

Rolando,

No, should be an infinite number, right? (Each wolf has two wolves, each of which has two wolves etc.)

Rolando,

OK, I always wanted to try to make a meme, let’s see how long it takes me…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf6b85c9-02b2-4824-bb3d-58fb51e5ae44.png

oh man over 20 minutes. but in my defense I wasted time trying to do it on Gimp before I switched to a hacky approach. comment OP is right, I gotta optimize my workflow too.

Rolando,

Can you convert that to Unix time? (seconds since Jan 1 1970).

Rolando,

Give the bugs all your personal information. Then they’ll look at you like that.

Rolando,

False. The connecting rods were found to be part of a reactionary conspiracy, and were purged from the image.

Rolando,

ChatGPT’s gonna get you once it becomes sentient.

Rolando,

“Meesa no the father”

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