Sabre363

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Sabre363,

BMW started it

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What does that mean? I assume he will be missing out on any potential votes from Colorado?

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Actually my house starter pack.

Sabre363,

Those who know nothing are the confident ones

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It would be illogical to be incorrect

Sabre363,

Let’s start with the whiney orange guy, he’s the clear and present danger atm

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If you time it just right and open the door after the numbers disappear but before the beepy-beeps, you might just experience the greatest joy known to man, on par with witnessing the logo hit the corner of screen.

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This is pretty much what my dumb brain sees when reading anything of even mild importance

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Not an easily marketable second language, barking is generally frowned upon in “normal” society

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Til, crocodiles are wheelchair accessible.

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Damn, even the state doesn’t want me

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Girls are a myth, especially the real ones.

What are some productive things to do when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for a few hours?

I’m looking for suggestions that zombie-me could follow through with. The problem is I can barely bring myself to get out of bed, let alone do a useful task. It just wastes typically 2–5 hours of my life as I wait for tiredness to finally (re)take hold.

Sabre363,

But it’s a hell of a lot better than laying there listening to your own late night thoughts.

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I didn’t know who you are. I didn’t know what you want. But I will find you, and I will desire you.

Sabre363,

Judging by the amount of minivans and oversized SUVs, thid is the lot of either a church or a highschool

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But you could hear the confused shouts of the players

Sabre363,

Imagine playing an actual game in this tho

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That is the hair of a truly mad scientist.

Sabre363,

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

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Thought this was gonna be loss for a second

Sabre363,

But it’s only been 1 minute since you last checked because you struggle with ADHD and the instant happy chemicals are more important than completing actually important tasks.

Sabre363,

It would be even sadder if nobody waved

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Have a thing specifically for a cat and they most assuredly will not use it

Sabre363,

Hey, Domino’s is great. Maybe not the best but it’s better than Pizza Hut

Sabre363,

Truly a noble sacrifice for humanity

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