Sabre363

@Sabre363@sh.itjust.works

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I count nine possible solutions to never play this terrible game again

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The mirror judges

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If officers are too smart they might start to think minorities are also people and that kids should be protected. We obviously can’t be having that in America

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I’d be surprised if students didn’t immediately make new paths off the new sidewalks

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Because that’s exactly what has happened multiple times at the community college I go to.

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Sadly this seems to be exactly their plan, just as soon as the government gives them another $10*10^6 to lose

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I drive an old Toyota pickup with almost nothing still attached in the factory way, I doubt I’d even notice if someone hit me.

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I would’ve drawn a penis

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Surprisingly few gay relationships

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I understood this, can I call myself a programmer now

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How does one wash wi-fi? Any special detergents or temp settings?

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Is the train reversing or does the sequence of these images not make sense

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What a terribly awful font choice, the kerning of the anus is truly a travesty.

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It’s ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.

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Not that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.

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The only real way to opt out of this shit is to start using a better cloud and nuke Dropbox from every computer you own

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It’s actually a pretty good idea to add chocolate to certain savory dishes. Not that much or that kind, but still.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d258a753-ac76-45f0-ac41-27e97111a0ba.jpeg

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It ends when you finally take the Big Sleep.

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Old? Did you kill them?

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I feel like the last properly good year, at least for me, was 2012. Everything has just been a slow fumbling collapse since then.

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They look like dog toys. Yeah, they’re definitely dog toys

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Fun Definitely Not Made Up Fact: The sea-stars that you find on the beach are actually the disembodied heads sent out like probes by one mega-mother-sea-star that sits miles away at the bottom of the ocean, biding her time until she can finally resurface and enslave whats left of humanity.

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Enjoy that moment kid, it’s all downhill from there.

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I refuse to do main quests until I literally have no other choice.

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