Sabre363

@Sabre363@sh.itjust.works

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Sabre363,

Surprisingly few gay relationships

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I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive

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I’d be surprised if students didn’t immediately make new paths off the new sidewalks

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Sadly this seems to be exactly their plan, just as soon as the government gives them another $10*10^6 to lose

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Because that’s exactly what has happened multiple times at the community college I go to.

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I drive an old Toyota pickup with almost nothing still attached in the factory way, I doubt I’d even notice if someone hit me.

Sabre363,

How does one wash wi-fi? Any special detergents or temp settings?

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Not a bad idea, people will just think its a crackhead clown walking down the street shooting people. No reason to call the cops then.

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If officers are too smart they might start to think minorities are also people and that kids should be protected. We obviously can’t be having that in America

Sabre363,

I hate to break it you like this bro, but I think you might also be infected with the gay. You forgot to say “no homo”

Sabre363,

Fun Definitely Not Made Up Fact: The sea-stars that you find on the beach are actually the disembodied heads sent out like probes by one mega-mother-sea-star that sits miles away at the bottom of the ocean, biding her time until she can finally resurface and enslave whats left of humanity.

Sabre363,

Sunny side up

Sabre363,

It’s ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.

Sabre363,

I count nine possible solutions to never play this terrible game again

Sabre363,

In this hypothetical situation, it is where we are requesting an adequate sum of the monies to pay for the required sustenance. Any place may do, but this is the place the responded for an interview. And if my experience is anything to go by, then this is the only place to respond out of hundreds of applications.

Sabre363,

The mirror judges

Sabre363,

I understood this, can I call myself a programmer now

Sabre363,

I have recently acquired some new comfy friends . . . it is indeed quite whelming.

Sabre363,

Improvement takes too much work, I just wanna have some plausable reason to not think I’m trash

Sabre363,

Does sweeping everything under the bed and drawing lines in the carpet still count? Asking for myself a friend

Sabre363,

I would’ve drawn a penis

Sabre363,

It’s more like encountering a rare stroke of genius and thinking I’m a literal god until two seconds later when I remember I’m still an idiot and my “genius” actually broke something important . . . again.

Sabre363,

Blame the Babylonians

mememamus, to memes

Say no to drugs

@memes

Sabre363,

Me a few minutes ago. I’m even still wearing pants.

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But then that one bitch-ass little frenchy jumps ship and falls into the forbidden lands under the seat. And you can see it but can’t quiiite reach it while you swerve through traffic, your greedily disappointed fingers searching hopelessly for the now long lost, deliciously fried and seasoned, crispy potato :(

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