Saltblue

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Saltblue,

Don’t kid yourself a lot of people outside the internet doesn’t have mucho love for the kidprocessor 3000 nany edition.

Saltblue, (edited )

I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

Saltblue,

You couldn’t scroll past this meme without letting us know your music preferences, it must have been hard trying to resist the urge.

Saltblue,

It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.

Saltblue,

The bug in the eye is a classic, I just wanted to feel the air on my face.

Saltblue,

I never understood the " I’m so badass I’m going to ride without the only thing that can prevent my skull from cracking like an egg" I guess live fast die young, but in the event you don’t die the only way we will know where your mouth is, it will be following the feeding tube.

Anyways safe rides dude.

Saltblue,

Ah yeah, the misery olimpics you can’t say shit because somehow their life is worse.

Saltblue,

I thought it was overly exaggerated but then I saw the generation before me, blame my generation for the problems of the world and the "decadence of society " and then I saw my generation blame the next for those exact same things. Nothing new under the sun I guess.

Saltblue,

Germans have a wicked sense of fashion.

Saltblue,

Man I love those uniforms, they practically created the aesthetic of the evil empire forces.

Saltblue,

What are you talking about, reptilians don’t exist

The reptilians:

Saltblue,

I was high everyday for 3 months approx, memory got worse, hunger suppression and actually lost weight, stopped like a month ago, no side effects, felt a little weird being sober, I think I actually like weed less now. But I know that if I did the same with alcohol I would be dead.

Saltblue,

In two days they were gone.

Saltblue,

I grew up watching Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger movies with my dad, since he monopolized the remote.

Saltblue,

This is a high quality insult and I’m going to steal it.

Saltblue, (edited )

Scientist: we discovered this thanks to your funding

Church: Nice, now shut the fuck up, you are gonna ruin the racket.

Saltblue,

Off course ramen is going to always be easy to cook, but ramen stops being the best choice when you start getting scurvy, and your skin is shit, and you don’t have energy.

Saltblue, (edited )

You can also use ground beef, you buy the cheapest meat and ask them to grind it, or like me you have the hand cranked one at home.

Saltblue,

Made homemade liquor and embrace the hillbilly you have inside

Saltblue, (edited )

My mother is a steel woman, rational and calm, no bitching, no crying, there is a problem? fix it. You need something? say it, don’t expect others to guess. Words are empty, you care? See what that person needs and help them. Not a fan of corny things, you want love? There is this delicious food, and a hug, now grow up and keep going.

Aaand everything she taught me, has put me at odds with every women I have dated.

Saltblue,

I’m gonna let you in on another secret, a hard life makes people like my mother, a coddled person tends to be very emotional.

Saltblue,

Reminder that “both sides” it’s rightoid propaganda

Saltblue,

What about some feet pics for some blockbuster gift cards? It’s gonna make a comeback I’m sure

Saltblue,

Insulting the comic is not necessary, but saying it’s funny… I don’t know

Saltblue,

“Then He will also say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, accursed ones, into the eternal fire which has been prepared for the devil and his angels;

42for I was hungry, and you gave Me nothing to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me nothing to drink;

43I was a stranger, and you did not invite Me in; naked, and you did not clothe Me; sick, and in prison, and you did not visit Me.’

44Then they themselves also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry, or thirsty, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not take care of You?’

45Then He will answer them, ‘Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’

46These will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”

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